-=The Last Fantasy=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径
-=TLF字幕组=- 翻译：不识庐山 nknymphet 校对：bleache
&& -=TLF字幕组=- 翻译：不识庐山 nknymphet 校对：bleache
(monkey chatters)
(lion roars)
(jungle animal sounds continue)
(thunder booms)
(lioness grunts)
(car engine revving)
(car speeds away)
&&
(film projector running)
片名：《金刚不坏》 (film projector running)
片名：《金刚不坏》
(car speeds by)
(tires screech)
(car horn honks)
等会儿，我得上去！ BUTTERFLY: Hold on, I gotta come up!
我憋不住，得上个厕所 I've gotta take the world's biggest fucking piss.
我们不能迟到！ JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late!
当然不会！ We won't!
德克萨斯州 奥斯丁
谁身上还有？ Who's... who's holding?
你如果没有就没人会有了 If you're not, then nobody.
我们还希望你身上能有点呢 We were kind of hoping you were.
- 是啊，你怎么也抽完了？ - 老天，香娜 - Yeah. How are you not holding? - Jesus Christ, Shanna.
去你妈的，干嘛每次出门 都要我给你们提供大麻 It is not my fucking job to supply y'all with weed when we go out.
哇， 哇， 哇，哇，亲爱的 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
你这么容易就生气了 你不觉得么？ You're gettin' angry kind of quick, don't you think?
我只是和你说着玩的! I was just teasin' you!
我没生气 I'm not angry. It just would be nice
只要你们别他妈每次都指望着我 if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time
偶尔也能给我一两次惊喜就好了 and surprise me every once in a while with pot.
好吧, 真是个小气的女人 Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
你恼够了没有？ Are you through having a tantrum?
我恼什么呀恼 I'm not having a tantrum.
还说没有,你上车这才两秒钟 Yes, you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds,
就开始咒我了 and you're already cursing at me.
我可没有咒你 I am not cursing at you.
你说“老天，香娜” You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
而且在你说完话之前 and then before the sentence was over
你甩了一个“他妈的”来强调你的不爽 you threw a "fucking" in there to emphasize your irritatedress
好了，别吵了 等会儿我来买单好了 Come on, don't fight. I'll pay for it when we get some.
首先，这不是钱的问题 我俩前世就是冤家 One, it is not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
其次，我们并没有真的吵 And two, we're not really fighting.
阿琳，你难道忘记了 跟她出门是什么样子了吗？ Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
没什么的 That wasn't a fight.
她就这样像个脾气暴躁的母狗 That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch
我就故意逗她，其实这也正是她想要的 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time.
要不是这样，这么多年怎么过得下来 That's how we tolerate each other after all these years.
噢！广告牌！ Oh! Billboard!
(girls cheer)
我们去哪？ So, what's the plan, man?
去古埃罗享受玛格丽塔酒和墨西哥菜 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
你给拉菲尔打过电话告诉他我们要去么？ Did you call Rafael and tell him we're coming?
- 当然 - 你太可爱了 - Of course. - You're so good.
当然 I know.
对了，克里斯汀·西蒙森来么？ Okay, is Christian Simonson gonna be there?
傻瓜也知道他会来... 还有耶西·莱特曼 You bet your ass he is... with Jesse Letterman.
克里斯汀·西蒙森， 那个电影制作人也来这里了 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.
他对朱莉娅很有那么点意思 He's got a big thing for Julia.
如果真的是那样 他应该要给我打电话 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me,
多来这里几趟 as opposed to disappearing for six months,
而不是消失了六个月 and he'd get his ass down here more often than he does.
在我生日的时候才只有一个电话而已 And on my birthday he'd give me a fucking phone call.
噢，广告牌！ Oh, billboard!
(girls cheer)
(cheering)
(laughs)
你用你的两条腿把他那么一夹 Yeah, but you get those legs of yours around him,
不就什么都搞定了嘛 and it's all over.
他给我住的那套山顶的房子 你哪天看到我开始重新装修了 Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his house in the hills that I am also living in,
你就知道这招产生效果了 I'll let you know it worked.
好了，去古埃罗享受玛格丽塔酒和墨西哥菜 So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
跟克里斯和耶西联系 告诉他们之后的安排 touch base with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later,
让他们一定得来 and make damn sure they come.
其他人会在德州红辣椒酒店等我们 Those other guys'll be waiting for us at the Texas Chili Parlor.
倒霉，说到那个什么... Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
你和耐特昨晚过得怎么样？ what happened with you and Nate last night?
哎，你知道么，没什么 我们就见了一面 Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other.
如果你不给他们点颜色看看 他们就不会怕你 If you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you.
好啦，你们没做的事情我们都清楚了 Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didr't do.
说说你们做过的事情吧 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?
噢，真是不值得一提 Oh, nothing to write home about.
我们就在沙发上亲热了２０分钟 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes.
穿衣服，半裸还是全裸？ Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
穿戴整齐，我说了我们只是亲热 并没做那事 Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing."
喔，拜托，“那事”是什么事？ Oh, excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?
差不多什么都可以用它来代替 You know, it's everything but.
他们管那叫“那事”？ They call that "the thing"?
是我这么叫的 I call it "the thing."
男人喜欢“那事”吗？ Do guys like "the thing"?
总比没“没事”要好吧 They like it better than "no thing."
(girls laugh)
好了，回头再说你做的那些事情 Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do.
你和耐特就一直坐在沙发上亲热，是么？ So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right?
完全正确 Correct.
谁的沙发？他的？ 还是你酒店房间的？ Whose couch? His or the one in your hotel room?
我傻吗？我的啦 What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
你们亲热的时候是坐着还是躺着？ Were you making out sitting up or lying down?
刚刚开始是坐着，然后慢慢就躺下了 We started sitting up, we worked our way to lying down.
情况变得复杂了，谁在上面？ Hmm. The plot thickens. Who was on top?
我跨坐他在身上 I was straddling him.
然后呢？ What else?
仅此而已 我们就在沙发上亲热了一会儿 That was it. So we made out for a little while on the couch...
然后我说，“我想要去睡觉了 你也早点休息吧” and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave."
于是他开始哀叫说“现在么？” And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?"
接着我说，“是的，现在，再见吧” And I said, "Yup, right now. Let's go."
他又说“等等，这算什么？” 我说不行 And he says, "Wait, what about this?" And I said no.
他说，“我什么都还没说呢 你就说不行 He said, "What do you mean? You don't know what I'm gonna say."
我说，“我已经知道你想说什么 但是我的答案是，不” I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, and the answer's no."
他说，“你怎么可能知道我想要说什么？” He said, "Well, how can you say you know what I'm gonna say?"
我又说，“因为你会说，‘我们一起睡吧 And I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'Let's just go to sleep together.
又不会怎么样 'We don't gotta do nothing.
只是依偎在一起 'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
第二天早上一起醒来’” wake up in the morning together."'
“不行，你必须走... 我们明天见” "No. You're gonna leave... but I'll see you tomorrow."
哈，去他的耐特 Yeah, fuck Nate.
我的意思是，他还真是可爱 I mean, he's cute and all,
不过耶西·莱特曼 会为她着迷的 but Jesse Letterman is gonna be all over her.
记住... 绝不能和他们一起过夜 Remember... no hookin' up tonight.
可以和他们一起玩 可以和他们亲热 You can hang out with them, you can make out with them,
但绝对不能和他们一起过夜 but no hookin' up with them,
因为今晚我们要去约翰逊湖 because we are driving to Lake L.B.J. Tonight,
我老爸明确表明了他的立场 and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing...
他说，“我允许你和你的姐妹们到 我的湖边的房子去玩 He said, "I am lettin' you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
但不欢迎那些想跟我女儿上床的色狼” not you and a bunch of horny boys trying to get their fuck on with my daughter."
- 你老爸这样说话？ - 是的 - Your dad talks like that? - Hell yeah.
不过他总归会知道的 And it's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
当我和姐妹们穿着比基尼 住在湖边别墅的时候 because when I'm staying at the lake house with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
老爸经常就会突然出现 问我们是否还缺些什么 Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything.
(girls laugh)
他完全没有恶意而且非常可爱 Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear!
一想到有一大群半裸的姑娘 But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang
在他湖边屋的地板上走来走去 But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang
在他湖边屋的地板上走来走去
walking the floor of his lake house, 在他湖边屋的地板上走来走去
他就会想过来看看 看我们是否还需要什么其他的东西 he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need.
如果哪个不要脸的挑逗他 And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
就像后座那个六英尺高的小长颈鹿一样 like the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
她就会永远拥有一只宠物狗了 you got a puppy dog for life.
我和本的有我们自己的感情 I have my own relationship with Ben,
你只是在妒嫉 因为你得不到 and you're just jealous 'cause it don't include you.
你直接叫她老爸 “本”？ You call her dad "Ben"?
这是他的名字啊，我又不是小孩了 I'm not a child. That's his name.
好吧，男人们什么时候来？ So, when are the boys showing up?
他们在红辣椒酒店那儿等我们 They're gonna meet us at the Chili Parlor.
也许他们会带一些大麻 Maybe they can bring some pot.
去他妈的，不要 Fuck that. No.
第一，我可不想依靠那帮狗日的 I don't wanna be either A, depending on their fucking ass,
第二，还是不想依靠他们 or B, depending on their ass.
恩，如果我们不自己去弄来 Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
那我们一晚上都得和他们呆在一起 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night.
噢！找找拉娜－弗兰克 (exhales) Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
你这一天就出了这么一个好主意 Best idea you had all day.
噢，看！这可是到古埃罗前 你的的最后一个广告牌了! Oh, hey! That's your last billboard before Guero's!
噢，拜托，让我休息一会儿 Oh, come on, give me a break.
拜托你个鬼啊！ 我们说过每个都要叫的 Oh, come on, my ass! We said every time.
好吧 Okay.
(girls cheer)
&&
朱莉, 给我抽一口 BUTTERFLY: Jules, let me get a drag.
谢了 Thanks.
(people chattering)
(car engine stuttering)
(car engine revs)
(revving)
(tires screech)
(car speeds away)
(people giggling, chattering)
喔，上帝啊 GIRL: Oh, my God.
嗨，这是...我以前的校友，阿琳 Hey, this is... and I's U.T. Days, Arlene.
嘿 MARC Y, BUTTERFLY: Hey.
- 要和我们一起么？ - 坐一会，我那边还有几个朋友 - You wanna join us? - For a second, but I'm with some friends.
哦... Ooh...
哦，你应该...应该就是... So, you must be... must be...
你应该就是那只艳名远播的蝴蝶了 So, you must be the infamous Butterfly.
嘘! SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
她还完全不知道呢！ She don't know nothing about it.
- 知道什么？ - 你们准备什么时候告诉她？ - Know about what? - When were y'all gonna tell her?
- 一会儿 - 说什么？ - Soon. - Tell me what?
都是因为你，我们现在只能现在告诉她了 Yeah, now thanks to you, we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
好了，废话少说 到底怎么回事？ All right, cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?
我今天早上广播的时候 说了一些有关与你的事情 I said a little something-something about you on the air today.
朱莉娅，你他妈在电台到底说了什么？ Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio?
我只是说我有个很性感的朋友叫“蝴蝶” All I said was I had a sexy friend named Butterfly
她从外地来这里度周末 who was in from out-of-town for the weekend,
今晚我们要去奥斯丁的某个地方 and we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight,
晚上出来寻乐子的人 也许可以见到我们 and if they were out on the town, maybe they'd see us.
我描述了你的特征 然后我说如果他们看到你 And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out,
只要他们做某件事情 你就会跟着做 if they'd do something, you'd do something.
好了，朱莉娅，别逗了 Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
你说的什么？你的说我要做什么？ What did you say and what did you say I'd do?
行，不过听我的解释你会觉得无聊的 Anywho, I could explain what I said, which would be boring,
正好玛西在这儿 or Marcy over here,
她可是个相当好的演员哦 可以直接给你表演 who is an incredible actress, could act it out for you,
让你更清楚今天晚上可能发生的事情 which I think will give you a better idea what you have in store for you tonight.
好吧，随便你吧 Okay, so just tell me your way.
- 那我们请玛西来表演吧？ - 好 - So we'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure.
好，把你的酒给她 Okay, give Marcy your drink.
(slides drink)
现在，你就在一个俱乐部或者酒吧 Okay, so you're in a club or a bar,
而玛西是里面的一个男人 他也许可爱，也许热辣也许性感 and Marcy's a kind of cute or kind of hot or kind of sexy
又或许超级搞笑，长得却不搞笑 or better be fucking hysterically funny,
你可以跟他上床的那种 but not-funny-looking guy who you could fuck.
明白 Got it.
好了， 玛西，开始吧 Okay, Marcy, take it.
(chuckles)
你好 (in southern accent) Howdy.
你好 (sighs) Hi, there.
打扰一下... (chuckles) Excuse me, but...
你是蝴蝶吧？ your name wouldn't be "Butterfly," would it?
是的，你认识我 我却不知道你尊姓大名 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage.
巴里 Barry.
很高兴见到你，巴里 Pleased to meet you, Barry.
哇，让我开始激动了 Y'all are gettin' me hot!
嘘! BUTTERFLY, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
“蝴蝶”是你的真名么？ So is, uh... "Butterfly" your real name?
是啊 Yes, it is.
你怎么知道我的名字的，巴里？ And how'd you know my name, Barry?
我今天早上听了丛林朱莉娅的节目 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this mornin'.
哦，是吗？ Oh, you did, did you?
那是当然，我每天早上都听 Oh, yeah, I listen to her show every morning.
哦？真的？ Oh, you do, do you?
对，她似乎是这里最酷的女人 Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town.
你没发现她屁股很大吗？ Don't you think she's got a big ass?
不会啊！我就喜欢那种风格的！ Nah, man! I like her ass that way.
她是典型的黑妞屁股 She got a black girl's ass.
她自己总是那样子说 (chuckles) Well, that's what she always says,
不过事实上并不是那样 but in actual fact, she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
她屁股很大 She's got a big ass
嘿，你们究竟在说什么？ Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
谁会一来就直奔主题？ Look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden.
行了，就直接说吧 Okay, we'll get to the point,
告诉你，瘦皮猴 but for your information, skinny bitch,
对我屁股感兴趣的人大把大把的 black men and a whole lot of motherfuckin' white men
包括黑人和该死的白人 have had plenty of fun adoring my ass.
我屁股上的那些牙印不是没由来的 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
如果你不准备请我喝点东西 那把我的酒还给我行么？ If you're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
当然，好，好，好 (normal voice) No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
那，蝴蝶... (southern accent) So, Butterfly...
能请你喝一杯么？ can I buy you a drink?
非常感谢 I'd love one.
要喝什么？ What can I get ya?
来杯玛格丽塔 I'll take a margarita.
(chuckles)
给 Here ya go.
他给你要了杯酒之后 So, after they buy you a drink
他们把杯子举起要干杯的时候 when they raise their glass to toast,
会直勾勾的盯着你然后重复这首诗 they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem...
“漆黑的森林望不到边 "The woods are lovely, dark and deep
最难忘许下的诺言 长路漫漫难入眠” And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep."
你听到了吗，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me, Butterfly?
“最难忘许下的诺言 长路漫漫难入眠” "Miles to go before you sleep."
然后，如果他们这样说了 And then, if they say that...
你就得给他跳大腿舞 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
什么？ - BUTTERFLY: What? - (laughs)
如果他们叫你“蝴蝶” 请你喝酒，并重复这诗 If they call you "Butterfly," buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
你就得跳 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
狗屁！我才不跳呢！ That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothin'.
哈，你可以选择跳或者不跳 但是如果你不跳 Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't,
所有奥斯丁的人都会觉得你是胆小鬼 everybody in Austin is gonna think you a chicken shit.
我想你并不希望大家认为你是胆小鬼吧 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin
我想你并不希望大家认为你是胆小鬼吧
thinking you're a chicken shit. 我想你并不希望大家认为你是胆小鬼吧
我才不会因为你说了就去跳大腿舞 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
喔，试试吧！绝对刺激！ Oh, come on! It's gonna be funny!
是，当然，发生在我身上 你们当然觉得有趣 Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me.
听着，又不是每个人这么说你都要跳 Look. You don't have to do it for anybody you don't want.
我说的是你会为第一个人这么做 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it.
如果遇上了某个傻鸟 So, some geek comes over trying to be cool,
你只要告诉他你在别的地方已经跳过了 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier.
既无害又无伤大雅 而你可以得到免费的饮料 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it.
然后再晚一点 But maybe a little later in the evening,
你微微有些醉意 you've had a few drinks,
你可能摇摇摆摆的 you're kind of loosey-goosey,
但你和我们在一起很安全 you're safe with your girls,
如果有一个也许可爱 也许热辣也许性感 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
又或许超级搞笑 长得却不搞笑的人出现 hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy comes up and says it...
那时候你可能跳过了也可能没有跳 then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't.
(laughing)
她要我跳脱衣舞 SHANNA: She's making me trip.
- 给我闭嘴 - 你要我跳脱衣舞，死女人！ - JUNGLE JULIA: Shut the fuck up. - SHANNA: You made me trip, dumb bitch!
(chattering, laughing)
(man chuckling)
(laughing hysterically)
你个该死的笨蛋！ BUTTERFLY: You fuckin' idiot!
(man chuckling)
(girls continue laughing, chattering)
&&
*宝贝 * & Baby &
(chattering in Spanish)
*我不在意别人怎么说* & ht doesr't matter what they say &
*我知道我无论如何都会爱上你* & h krow h'm gorra love you ary old way &
*没有你我什么都不能做* & What car h do without you? &
*不需要别人，任何人 * & Dor't wart robody. Robody &
*宝贝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
*别让我孤单* & Dor't leave me alore &
*快回家 * & Come or home &
* 宝贝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
(cheering)
* 宝贝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
有空瓶子么？ Any dead soldiers here?
哦，这儿有两个，谢谢 Uh, these two. Thank you.
拉娜－弗兰克究竟在哪里？ Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
问的真他妈的好！ That's a good fucking question.
(laughs)
(laughs quietly)
拉娜－弗兰克! Lanna-Frank!
在哪呢？ Where are you?
我们已经到了，在等你呢！ Well, come over already. We're waiting for you.
该死的! 等下 - && - Shit! Hold on!
你现在在哪？ So, where are you?
快过来 我们已经到了，在等你呢！ Come over already. We're waiting for you.
不，我们不过去 No. We're not coming over there.
你说的你们要过来啊！ You come over here like you said you would.
这周末去湖边屋的是谢娜她们吧？ So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend?
- 谢娜？ - 哦，见鬼... - Shauna? - Oh, fuck. L...
不 No.
知道么，这个世界上 所有的叫谢娜的姑娘 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world
都有一个共同点 whose name is Shanna has in common with each other.
我们都讨厌“谢娜”这个名字 We all hate the name "Shauna,"
更讨厌人们叫我们 “谢娜” and we really hate it when people call us "Shauna."
我等得着急了，赶紧过来
记住 Just remember...
是 “香蕉香娜” 而不是“谢蕉谢娜” it's "Shanna Banana," not "Shauna Banauna."
好吧，今晚我还是有点机会的 Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock.
是的，也不全是扯淡，可是... - Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but... - (cell phone beeps)
(beeps)
我也是 (beeps)
我也是
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时间到... 沃伦开始免费送酒了 你们都了解这儿的规矩 Okay... Warren's sending over shots, and you know the house rules.
只要是他免费送的酒 你就得喝 If he sends over shots, you gotta do them.
- 什么？ - 嘿，这就是规矩，亲爱的 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby.
- 说什么我们就做什么 - 我爱这观点！ - Warren says it, we do it! - WARREN: I love that philosophy!
“沃伦说什么，我们就说什么” "Warren says it, we do it."
开始吧！ So let's do it!
做什么？ What is it?
嘿，先干杯再提问 干了 Hey, shot first, questions later. Here we go. Post time!
哼! WARREN: Mmm!
(glasses slamming down, cheering)
Whoo-hoo!
(cheering, groaning)
怎么样，是不是很好喝？ Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?
这究竟是什么？ What the fuck is it?!
寻麻酒 Chartreuse.
最好的酒，他们以此命名了一个颜色 The only liquor so good they named a color after it.
(all laugh)
谁还要？ Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
我不要 - (cheering) - Not me.
我出去抽支烟 I'm going out for a smoke.
行，不过小心你的火 Okay, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?
会把这里烧个精光的 WARREN: You'll blow up the joint.
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喝什么？ OMAR: Drinks. What can we get you?
香蕉香娜？ Shanna Banana?
再来一大杯长岛冰茶 Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.
孟买蓝宝石加奎宁水，不加冰 Bombay Sapphire and tonic with no ice.
好样的 Good boy.
(laughs)
(music continues inside)
嗨 Oh, hey, Punky.
停车场有盏灯没开，把它打开 Uh, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
- 噢！上帝！ - 哇噢! - Oh! Jesus Christ! - Whoa-ho!
(sighs)
你吓死我了，该死的家伙！ You scared the fuck out of me, you shitty asshole!
我发誓， 阿琳 我不是故意要吓你的 I swear, Arlene. I was not trying to scare you.
我只是...走运 I just... got lucky.
噢，讨厌的很 Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
- 进去吧 - 等一下 - Let's go inside. - Wait a minute.
- 为什么？ - 我觉得我们可以先亲热下 - Why? - I was thinkin' we could make out.
什么，在走廊上？ What, on a porch?
在大门口，都等不及进去吗？ Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance?
-别说了 - 不，去我车里吧 - Forget it. - No, in my car.
什么？外面那么大的雨，湿漉漉的！ What, out there? It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
可我车里面不是湿的啊 Not in my car it's not.
看，你不会被淋湿的 Look, you won't get wet.
我保证 I promise you.
牛不是这样吹的 You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha.
我想说... 你知道我的意思的 I mean... you know what I mean.
听着，我知道你们要去约翰逊湖 Look, I know you guys are going to Lake L.B.J.
而我们不能去 And we can't come.
我只想要亲热亲热... (whining) I wanna make out...
得了，别发嗲了，恶心死了 Okay, just stop with the whining. It's not attractive.
我不想让酒吧里面其他人发现我们不见了 I don't want it super fucking obvious to everybody in the bar we've been gone,
- 就六分钟，成交？ - 太好了 - so we'll make out for six minutes, deal? - Great.
不，不，不 成还是不成？ No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
如果你哭闹着要我再给你六分钟 If you're gonna whine when I pull the plug in six minutes,
那我还不如现在就回酒吧 we could just walk back inside the fucking bar right now.
- 成，不哭闹 - 不准哀求 - Deal. No whining. - And no begging.
不哀求 你说停就停 And no begging. When you say "done," it's done.
我记住你说的话了 I'm gonna remember you said that.
好，走吧 Okay, let's go.
噢，两件事情...好好地吻 别把我头发弄湿 Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good and make sure my hair don't get wet.
(record player clanks)
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*某一天的清晨* & ht was early. Early ore morrirg &
*我的狗突然不停地叫* & Wher h heard my bulldog bark &
*是斯塔格利和比利·莱昂斯* & ht was Staggolee ard Billy Lyors &
*在黑暗中争吵* & Squabblir' ir the dark &
你不能表现出想在克里斯汀·西蒙森 来之前把她带走的意思 Now, look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here
你不能表现出想在克里斯汀·西蒙森 来之前把她带走的意思
before Christian Simonson shows up, 你不能表现出想在克里斯汀·西蒙森 来之前把她带走的意思
但是你真的必须在克里斯汀·西蒙森 来之前把她带走 but you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.
是，那又怎么样？ Yeah, but what's the point?
她们要去香娜老爸的 在约翰逊湖的湖边屋 They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
那儿不准男人去的 and it's no guys.
绝对不准男人去 Absolutely no guys.
好，等我们把酒端过去之后 Okay. So after we bring the girls' drinks,
迅速给它干了，然后再点两轮 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.
你以为她们会上当？ (chuckling) You think they're gonna fall for that?
想办法让她们非喝不可 We'll be very convincing.
现在该换大杯了 来点真格的 Now it's time to turn up the volume. No more fucking around.
我们去喝野格酒 We go to Jager shots.
她们不会喝野格酒 (chuckling) Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots.
哥们，只要有人买单 Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
她们什么都会喝的 a fucking bitch will drink arythirg
哥们，至少让她们喝一轮吧 Come on, dude, we can at least get one shot of Jager
哥们，至少让她们喝一轮吧
down these fucking bitches' throats. 哥们，至少让她们喝一轮吧
然后，我们看看能不能再灌一轮 After that, we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them.
谁也说不准 You never know.
也许就是这杯会让她们敞开防线 That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it."
然后突然之间 “男人禁区的湖边屋 Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house"
就变成了，男人准入的湖边屋了” turns into a couple of guys at the lake house.
我就是这意思 My point exactly.
我想我至少可以 “啃香蕉的香娜” And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"
喝一杯“黄油奶嘴鸡尾酒” 朱莉娅喜欢什么甜味酒？ to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot. What's Julia's sweet shot?
- 清爽莱姆派 - 算了吧，哥们 - Key Lime Pie. - Oh, come on, dude.
即便是勒罗伊·布朗 也能当作甜点再喝一杯 Even fucking Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert.
(laughs)
哥们，看啊 Dude, check it out.
不知道B.J.有没有把熊带过来 I wonder if B.J. Brought the bear with him.
天啊 Jesus.
(twangs song)
那哥们肯定是从时间机器里面 掉出来的时候，划伤了脸 Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine.
(laughs)
嗨，给王牌赛车手来件小鸡装 Hi, could I get a chicken suit for Stroker Ace, please?
(laughs)
& See the hole h shot ir his head &
& The high sheriff told the deputy &
& Get your pistols ard come with me &
& We got to go arrest a bad mar &
& Krowr as Staggolee &
(Shanna singing)
STAGGOLEE: & They laid them or the shelf &
& hf you wart that bad mar Staggolee &
& You'll have to arrest him yourself &
& The high sheriff asked the barterder &
你们两个跑那去了？ JUNGLE JULIA: And where did you two disappear to?
我去车里拿点东西 I had to get something out of the car,
耐特很绅士地用伞护送我 and Nate was gentlemanly enough to escort me with his umbrella.
啊，太好了，耐特 Ah, good for you, Nate.
看那个独自坐在吧台上的美女 You see that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar?
谁？脏兮兮的嬉皮士？ Who, the dirty hippie?
喵，不是嬉皮士吧 Meow. She's not a hippie.
她可能会是 She might as well be a hippie.
(laughs)
谢谢 Thank you, Timmy boy.
你知道她刚刚发生了什么吗？ Well, do you know what just happened to her?
不，不过我知道她是个金发瘦皮猴 No, but I know she's a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
(all laugh)
噢，抱歉 你要讲故事了吗？ Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story?
她怎么了？ What about her?
(scoffs)
(chuckles)
嘿，沃伦! PAM: Hey, Warren!
有没有人能确定送我一程？ Is there anybody you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
(keys clatter)
美女，战车等着你 Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
你在偷听？ - You've been eavesdropping? - (chuckles)
除了偷听之外 还有一种情况是想听不到也不行 There's eavesdropping and "can't help but hear."
我想我属于后者 I think I belong in the latter category.
好，冰火 So, uh, Icy Hot.
你要送我回家么？ You're offering me a ride home?
如果我走的时候你也要走 我就送你一程 I'm offering you a lift if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
那你什么时候走？ And when are you thinking about leaving?
坦白的说 我还没想过 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
不过，一旦要走会第一个告诉你 But when I do, you will be the first to know.
你等会儿还能开车么？ Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
我知道这看上去有点难以置信 I know looks can be deceiving.
但是我是不喝酒的 But I'm a teetotaler.
我一直在喝柠檬水和苏打水 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night,
而现在我享受我的豪饮 and now I'm building up to my big drink.
- 是什么？ - 纯真可乐达 - Which is what? - Virgin pina colada.
好，为什么一个不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆几个小时喝水？ Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink
好，为什么一个不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆几个小时喝水？
spend hours at a bar drinking water? 好，为什么一个不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆几个小时喝水？
酒吧除了酒以外也提供其他的东西 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
是吗？ Mmm. Really?
例如说？ Like what?
女人 Women.
烤玉米大拼盘 Nacho grande platters.
结识一些朋友 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals,
比如沃伦 like Warren here.
(Pam chuckles)
酒精只是润滑剂 Alcohol is just a lubricant
跟酒吧一样给人们提供一个相遇的机会 for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers.
噢，这是牛仔的隽语吗？ Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
我不是牛仔，潘 I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
我是特技演员 I'm a stuntman.
不过人们很容易误会 But that's a very easy mistake to make.
你怎么知道我的名字？ How do you know my name?
你和沃伦说话的时候... (sighing) When you were talking with Warren...
自然就听见咯 couldn't help but overhear.
有道理 Fair enough.
你叫什么，冰火？ So what's your name, Icy?
特技人麦克 Stuntman Mike.
你的名字就是特技人麦克？ Stuntman Mike's your name?
是，你可以随便问 Tsk. You ask anybody.
嘿， 沃伦 Hey, Warren.
他是谁？ Who is this guy?
特技人麦克 WARREN: Stuntman Mike.
究竟谁是特技人麦克？ And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
他就是特技演员 WARREN: He's a stuntman.
沃伦! 六杯野火鸡! - (all laughing) - Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
*我才明白 * & h've just got to krow &
*我应该离开吗* & Should h go leave &
*再找其他人 * & Ard fird somebody else &
& You krow h stood yesterday &
耶！ JUNGLE JULIA: Yeah!
&&
耶！ BUTTERFLY: Yeah!
干杯 Let's do 'em!
干了 JUNGLE JULIA: Salud
见底 - Down the snatch. - (laughing)
知道么，潘 我想该我喝最大的一杯了 You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink.
特技人麦克，反正我也要付账 Well, Stuntman Mike, since I have a tab here,
我请你喝纯真可乐达怎么样？ can I buy you that virgin pina colada?
谢谢， 潘 那就太好了 Thank you, Pam. That'd be lovely.
沃伦! Warren!
给我朋友特技人 来一杯纯真可乐达 A, uh, virgin pina colada for my stuntman friend
我再要一杯 卡迪拉克卡伯瓦玛格丽塔酒 and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
卡伯瓦，可乐达 Cabo Wabo, virgin.
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*那些我误导的人 * (Butterfly mouthing along) & People. H've beer misled &
*令我感到害怕的人* & Ard h've beer afraid &
*被我击打* & h've beer hit ir the head &
*置之不理的人 * & Ard left for days &
*我辱骂过的人* - & h've beer abused & - (Pam laughs)
*我责备过的人* & Ard h've beer accused &
*我拒绝过的人* & h've beer refused &
*一小片面包...* - (door opens) - & A piece of bread &
- 啊！ - 嘿，这不是拉娜－弗兰克吗 - Ah! - Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
Mwah.
- 嘿，宝贝 - 你好么？ - Hey, baby. - How are you?
嗨，最近怎么样？ - & hr my life before & - Hey, what's up?
嘿! Hey!
嘿，在干吗，女人？ (slaps rear) Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
嗨 (coughs, laughs) Hey.
*像我今天这样犯错* & Go wrorg as h do today &
挪过去一点 - & h wart you to stop & - Well, let's scootch over, now.
怎么现在才来 It's about fucking time.
行了，别挑肥拣瘦的了 Well, beggars can't be choosers.
照张照片吧 可以放很久 Take a picture. It lasts longer.
什么？ What?
那张桌子 That table.
似乎吸引了你的注意力 Seems to keep, um, getting your attention.
那是那个广告牌上的姑娘么？ Is that the girl from the billboard outside?
是 Yep.
她看上去真是非常吸引人 She sure is a striking-looking woman.
我们喝了杜松子酒，龙舌兰， 野格酒... It's got gin, tequila, Jager...
看她的头发 Look at that hair.
一堆烂树叶 Lots of leave-in conditioner.
是妒嫉么，听出来了 Is that jealousy I detect?
没有啦，不过如果你想要认识丛林朱莉娅 Hardly. But if you want to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
其实非常简单 there's a real easy way to do that.
是么，怎么做？ Really, what would that be?
出名，不需要你去找她他自己会找你 Get famous. You won't have to find her... she'll find you.
你绝对不想知道 她为了那个广告牌做了多少事情 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard.
开心吧，品箫女 Enjoy it, cocksucker.
你争取到的 You've earned it.
她把你怎么了？ What did she ever do to you?
我们从幼稚园到高中都在同一个学校 We went to school together from kindergarten through high school.
这就是她对我做的 That's what she did to me.
她12岁的时候就有现在这么高 She was her height right now at 12.
她是个妖怪 - She was a monster. - (chuckling)
她现在一半的炮友 在5年级的时候就被她欺负过 Half the guys she still fucks she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
她过去也打过你 抢过你的巧克力牛奶吧？ And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh?
你说那个妖怪？ That pituitary case?
可能揍过我几次 Might have kicked my ass a couple of times...
抱歉，我只是个姑娘，不是黑鬼 sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man...
但我宁死也不会把巧克力奶给她的 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
(song ends)
嘿，你是名人吧？ Hey! Are you famous or somethin'?
不是 Or somethin'.
不不不，说真的 No, no, no. Really.
嘿，你...是干嘛的？ Hey, what do... what do you do?
说真的？ Really?
我累死累活想搞个自己的唱片公司 What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground,
不过那个姑娘要我的照片 是因为我是本地电台DJ but why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local D.J.
等一下 Wait a minute.
在 大魔法师汉堡旁边 有个你的广告牌，对不对？ You've got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
是 Yeah.
那边也有一个，浪人 I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
是的 Yeah.
丛林朱莉娅·鲁凯 Jungle Julia Lucai.
特技人麦克·麦基 Stuntman Mike McKay.
好 Well.
很高兴见到你，特技人麦克 Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
我和我的朋友还要接着抽大麻 My friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on.
你要不要来？ Would you care for some?
谢谢，朱莉娅 Thank you, Julia,
不过还是不用了，谢谢 but just the same... no thanks.
- 随便你 - 可是你知道... - Suit yourself. - But you know...
(sighs)
(groans)
(breathes heavily)
该死 (quietly) Oh, shit.
啊！我的上帝 Ah! My God.
对不起，没事咯 Sorry. It's nothing.
究竟要干吗？ What the fuck was that?
(chattering, laughing)
你的话有人给你证实了 You got some voucher here.
我问他你参加过什么电影 I asked him what movies you worked on.
他居然不知道 No fuckin' clue.
理论上来说，真的不知道 他是否上过银幕 Well, technically I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure.
他让我看了一段《灌木丛》 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral.
一个人从马背上摔下来 A guy falls off a horse,
他说就是他 he says it's him.
(Warren laughs)
你知道《英豪本色》吗？ You know the show The Virgiriar?
是的，那片子里 还有另外一个演员加里·克拉克 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
我跟他看上去有点像... and I looked like him a bit...
当然，在我剃胡子划伤之前 well, obviously before I cut myself shaving.
哦，我喜欢 Tsk. Aww, I like it.
哦，你这么甜，比蜜糖都甜 Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
我在《英豪本色》是加里·克拉克的替身 Anyway, I did a lot of Virgiriars doubling Gary Clarke.
后来那剧改名叫《希洛的男人》 And, uh... then that show turned into The Mer of Shiloh.
他们找来李·梅杰斯 我当他的替身 They brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him.
从那以后 我开始专门做汽车特技 From that point on I specialized mostly in car stunts.
是，几乎参演了整个第三季的《赌城风云》 Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vega$
罗伯特·乌立希开车是我替的 I was Robert Urich's driving double.
然后他又演了一部戏《加维兰》 And then Bob did another show, Gavilar.
他把我也带上了，直到... And he brought me with him on that, till...
那以后... And after that...
你听说过这些片子或者我提到的人么？ Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talkin' about?
不知道 Sorry.
- 没有人知道？ - 恩 - No? - Mm-mm.
不知道 No, no.
不知道
那替身演员是怎么练成的 特技人麦克？ So how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
(sighs)
在好莱坞，只要你胆子够大 哪怕是敢从楼梯上滚落下来 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs
都会有人请你 can usually find somebody to pay him for it.
不过我入行的情况跟别人也一样 But really I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business.
怎么入的？ How's that?
- 我兄弟介绍我进去的 -你的兄弟谁？ - My brother got me in it. - Well, who's your brother?
特技人鲍伯 Stuntman Bob.
(snorts, chuckles)
你是个混蛋 (men chatting softly)
(phone beeping)
我准备好了，给我来点 I'm ready to blaze!
好的，来吧 你得加油哦 Finally, yeah. You need to catch up with us.
- 现在晚会可以开始了 - 是的 - Now the party can start. - Yep.
抱歉，不管怎样 你原谅我么？ Anywho, I'm sorry. You forgive me?
但是从现在起，到我离开之前 你得对我好一点 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
我保证 准备好去湖边么？ Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
- 你朋友怎么办？要带上他么？ -不是不要男的嘛 - How about your friend, bring him? - I thought no boys.
如果你真想要他去 香娜也不会介意的 If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind.
你想想吧 要还是不要？ So how about it? Boys or just us girls?
嗯，还是我们自己去 Mmm, us girls.
好主意 Good idea.
(bottles clink)
女士们？ STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies?
谢谢 Thanks.
干杯，蝴蝶 Cheers, Butterfly.
“漆黑的森林望不到边... "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep...
承诺必须兑现 "And I have promises to keep,
长路漫漫难入眠” And miles to go before I sleep."
你听见了吗，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me, Butterfly?
“长路漫漫难入眠” "Miles to go before you sleep."
对不起，特技人伯特... Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
麦克 Mike.
她已经跳过了 She already broke off that dance.
是真的么？ Is that true?
我错过了么？ Did I miss my chance?
还是我吓着你了？ Do I frighten you?
是我脸上的疤痕么？ Is it my scar?
是你的车 It's your car.
啊，是，我明白了 Ah, yeah, I know.
抱歉 Sorry. (inhales deeply)
是我妈妈的车 It's my mom's car.
(chuckles softly)
你一直在跟踪我们么？ Have you been following us?
不，这就是我喜欢奥斯丁的地方... (chuckling) No, but that's what I love about Austin...
真的太小了 it's just so damn small.
- 你见过他？ - 我在古埃罗外面见过 - You've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's.
我也在古埃罗见过你 And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
你看见了我的车 我看见了你的腿 You saw my car, I saw your legs.
听着，我没有跟踪你们 但我并没有说我不是一个好色之徒 Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
那你真的没有跟踪我们？ So you really weren't following us?
我没有啊，蝴蝶 我只是...比较幸运 I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky.
那大腿舞呢？ So, how about that lap dance?
抱歉，这是只有一次有效 Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
她在安东吧已经跳过了 and she did it earlier this evening at Antone's.
- 不，她没有 - 你怎么知道？ - No, she didn't. - How do you know?
我自有我的办法 I'm good that way.
- 你看上去有点伤 - 伤什么伤？ - Tsk. And you look a little touched. - What's "touched"?
轻微的有点点受伤 Wounded, slightly.
我怎么会受伤？ Why should I be wounded?
因为你希望有人陪你一整夜 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night,
但是从你的表情看来没有如你所愿 but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
那种感觉让你有点点受伤害，对么？ That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it?
自尊受到伤害的美丽天使 那是最感动人的了 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
那么... So... (sighs)
大腿舞如何？ How about that lap dance?
我看还是下次吧 I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check.
你很快就要离开了 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days,
也不可能有下次了 that rain check'll be worthless.
没关系 But that's okay.
如果我让你觉得不舒服，我能理解 I understand if I make you uncomfortable.
你还是一个好姑娘 You're still a nice girl.
而我还是喜欢你 And I still like you.
但是我必须提醒你一件事情 But I must warn you of something.
你知道人们怎么说么 You know how people say,
“在我的字典里你还行” "You're okay in my book,"
或者“在我的字典里，不怎么样” or, "In my book, that's no good."
实际上，我就有这样一本类似的本子 Well, I actually have a book.
我遇见的每个人都会在里面出现 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book.
现在我遇见了你 你也将出现在这本书里面 And now I've met you, and you're goin' in the book.
(Butterfly chuckles)
不过... Except...
我恐怕要把你... I'm afraid I must file you...
写成... under...
“胆小鬼” "Chicken Shit."
如果我跳了呢？ And what if I did it?
那我就绝对不会那样写 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chicken Shit,"
那么，现在可以么？ then, now, could I?
你叫什么来着？ What's your name again?
- 特技人麦克 - 好，特技人麦克.. - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike...
我是蝴蝶 I'm Butterfly.
我朋友丛林朱莉娅说 里面的自动点唱机非常棒 My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
是的 Yeah, it is.
是吧 (quietly) Yeah.
去准备接受我的大腿舞吧 Well, why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
(sighs)
(door closes)
不是说好了吗？ 也许可爱，也许热辣也许性感 What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
又或许超级搞笑，长得却不搞笑 "hysterically funny but not funny-looking guy
可以跟他上床的那种 你没明白吗？ who you could fuck" did you not understand?
&&
& Aah. Aah &
* 在南方的墨西卡利 * & Now. Dowr ir Mexicali &
* 有一个我最爱的地方 * & There's a pretty little place that h love &
* 这里的酒更烈，辣椒更香 * & Where the drirks are hotter thar the chili sauce &
* 这里的老板是一只叫做乔的猫 * & Ard the boss is a cat ramed Joe &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 * & Plays a cool piaro &
* 它就是墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留着黑色短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 好吧 * & Well &
* 我第一次看见他 * & The first time that h saw him &
* 他在坐在钢琴凳上* & He was a-sittirg or a piaro stool &
* 我说，告诉我娱乐活动什么时候开始？ * & h said. "Tell me. Ther. Wher does the fur begir?" &
* 他眨了眨眼说，哥儿们，别着急 * & He just wirked his eye ard said. "Mar. Be cool" &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 * & Plays a blues piaro &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留着黑色短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 墨西哥的乡村小酒馆 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 突然，这个小妞走进来 * & All of a sudder. Ir walks a chick &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 乔弹起了一首拉丁曲 * & Joe starts playirg or a Latir kick &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她腰间缠着三块网眼布 * & Arourd her waist she wore three fishrets &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她打起响板舞起来 * & She started darcirg with the castarets &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 我不知道会发生什么 * & h didr't krow just what to expect &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她的双臂缠上我的脖子 * & She threw her arms arourd my reck &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 我们翩翩起舞 * & We started darcirg all arourd the floor &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 然后她跳了一支我从来没见过的舞 * & Ard ther she did a darce h rever saw before &
* 如果你越过南部边境 * & So if you're south of the border &
* 我是说来到墨西哥 * & h mear a-dowr ir a-Mexico &
* 你想要玩得开心 别犹豫 * & Ard you warra get straight. Mar. Dor't hesitate &
* 只有去找一只叫做乔的猫 * & Just look up a cat ramed Joe &
* 他脖子上扎着红色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 弹得一手好钢琴 * & Plays a blues piaro &
* 开着一家墨西哥乡村小酒馆 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他扎着紫色的腰带 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留着黑色的短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 乡村小... * - & hr a horky... & - (record skips)
(chattering)
我开车 I'm driving.
我们还要去别的地方 继续去晃 We're gonna go somewhere else, gonna go hang out.
走吧？ Ready to go?
是的 - (car door slams) - Yeah.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - BOTH: Bye.
我以为今晚你要跟麦克上床的 I think you got Mike laid tonight.
(both laugh)
不错啊，大炮筒! Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
他只是送我一程 He's just giving me a ride.
哦，当然 Oh, no doubt.
旅途愉快 Have a nice ride!
(both laughing)
听着，你们两个贱人 Look, double fucks.
(both tittering)
我不会和他做 I am not gonna fuck him.
我能听见哦 I can hear you.
(laughing)
- 他和我老爸年龄差不多 -我还是能听见 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.
(both laugh again)
拜 Bye.
拜拜 Bye-bye!
(both lightly chuckle)
哇，有点恐怖哦 Wow, that's fucking scary.
是啊，我希望它能让人记忆深刻 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive and...
恐惧能产生深刻的印象 (sniffs) Scary tends to impress.
安全么？ Is it safe?
再安全不过了 No, it's better than safe.
简直就是不死车 It's death-proof.
什么样的车才是不死车？ How do you make a car death-proof?
这就是替身演员的工作 Well, that's what stuntmen do.
你有没有看过电影中的撞车场景 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up
没有人能生还的那种？ there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from?
看过 Yeah.
你认为他们是怎么办到的？ Well, how do you think they accomplish that?
电脑合成？ - CGI? - (laughs)
对啊，不幸的是，潘 就目前情况而言，你说的基本正确 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right.
但是过去没有这些技术的日子里 Tsk. But back in the all-or-nothin' days...
《粉身碎骨》 《肮脏玛丽疯狂拉里》 Varishirg Poirt days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
《硬汉小子》 ... the White Lire Fever days...
都是真车相撞的 real cars smashing into real cars.
开车的都是那些真正的傻瓜 Real dumb people driving 'em.
把要撞的车给特技组 So, give the stunt team the car you want to smash up,
他们会给车子改装、加固... they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and...
好了! Voila!
就成了一辆不死的车 You got yourself a death-proof automobile.
有道理，我刚才是不知道 你能整出辆不死车来 That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death-proof.
我可以开着它以120英里的时速去撞砖墙 Well, I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
为了 Just for the experience.
(door squeaks)
(Pam chuckles)
为什么你的乘客要做在盒子里面？ Why is your passenger seat in a box?
这是个电影用车 Well, this is a movie car.
有时候你拍一场撞车戏的时候 导演要把摄像机放在这里 Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash, director wants to put a camera in the car...
知道吗，在车内拍摄撞击 you know, shoot the crash from the inside.
这就是放摄像机的地方 被称作“冲撞盒” That's where you put the camera. They call it a "crash box."
(grunts, clears throat)
(metal clangs loudly)
坐这儿 - There you go. - (Pam chuckles)
你说要载我回家的时候 You know, when you asked to drive me home,
并没有说你车里没有坐位 you didn't mention your car didn't have a passenger seat.
对，实际上我没有说要送你回家 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home.
是你要我送你一程，我说“好的” You asked me for a ride, and I said, "Yes."
想想好的一面，潘... But look at the bright side, Pam...
这样我就没办法对你动手动脚了 I won't be gettin' fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
(laughs)
这算是好的一面 That is a bright side.
我也这么想 I thought so.
(door creaks, slams)
(girls laughing)
(girl screams)
(car speeds away)
(door slams, car idles loudly)
(Pam laughs)
好吧，潘... Well, Pam...
你要走那边？ which way are you going?
- 左还是右？ - 右边 - Left or right? - Right.
啊，太糟糕了 Ah, that's too bad.
为什么？ Why?
走任何一边的概率是五五开 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right.
我们要走左边 You see, we're both going left.
本来你也可以轻松地选左边 You could have just as easily been going left, too,
如果那样的话 and if that was the case,
你要等一阵子才会害怕 it would have been a while before you started getting scared.
但是如果你要走另一边的话 But since you're going the other way,
恐怕... I'm afraid...
你现在就得开始尖叫了... you're gonna have to start getting scared...
现在 immediately.
要干嘛？ What the fuck?!
(tires squealing)
狗娘养的! Cocksucking motherfucker!
让我离开这该死的地方！ Just fucking let me out of here!
我要把你撕烂... I'll fucking rip your fucking...
快停下这该死的车! Stop the fucking car!
你干嘛这样对待我？ Why are you being such a shit?
(screaming, tires squealing)
(horn honks)
(continues screaming, gasping)
(tires squealing)
(car frame squeaking, rattling)
(grunting)
(continues grunting)
好了吧 Okay.
就这样吧 Here's the thing.
我知道 (shakily chuckles) I get it.
我... 我知道这只是一个玩笑 很有意思 L... I know it's a joke, and super funny.
恩，只要你现在就停下 (gasping) Um, but if you just stop right now,
你...让我下车 you know, and... and let me out,
我绝对不会告诉其他人 因为这就是一个玩笑 I'll never tell anybody because I know it's a joke.
我知道这些玩笑的 I know all about jokes.
呵呵呵 Ha ha ha!
我保证不会有事的 (sniffs) I promise everything'll be fine.
只要...只要... 只要让我下车 Just... just... just let me out.
求你了？ Please?
-然后... - 嘿，潘! - And... and... and... - Hey, Pam!
还记得我说过的 这车是不死车么？ Remember when I said this car was death proof?
那可不是假的 - (frame rattling, squeaking) - Well, that wasn't a lie.
坐这车百分之百是不会死的 This car is 100% death proof.
但你必须记住一点... Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
只有坐在我的座位上才不会死 you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
(car rumbles, idling)
(gasps)
(gasping, groaning)
(gurgles)
(head slams against metal)
(sighs)
现在我得去追那几个姑娘们了 Now I gotta catch me my other girlfriends.
(tires squeal)
不、不、不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西乐团 It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.
记住了么？ So, you got it?
谢谢，亲爱的 下首歌就放这个，好么？ Thanks, honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?
好孩子 Good boy.
(chuckles)
Growl!
再见 Bye-bye.
你要听什么？ Who do you want to hear?
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西乐团 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
什么？ Who?
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西乐团 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
究竟是谁？ Who the fuck are they?
说来你听，片特·汤森 For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point,
他差点退出了“谁人”乐队 almost quit The Who, and if he had,
如果真那样，肯定会加入进来 he would have ended up in this group,
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西·皮特乐团 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
要我说的话，他真的该加入 And if you ask me, he should have.
就是这首歌 - (song begins playing) - That's my boy!
&&
*抱紧我，数到三* & Hold tight. Court to three &
*不要离开* & Gotta stay close by me &
*抱紧我，发声唱，大声喊* & Ard hold tight. Sirg ard shout &
*跟我一起叫* & Just ride my rourdabout &
*抱紧我，闭上眼* & Ard hold tight. Shut your eyes &
*女孩，你我是良配* & Girl. You suit me for size &
*忘掉别的男人吧* & Forget the other guys &
*每次你打来电话 都不会失望* & You'll rever fall each time you call &
*抱紧我，抱紧我* & Hold tight. Hold tight &
*抱紧我* & Hold tight &
*抱紧我，让我感觉到你所言非虚* & Hold tight. Make me feel. What you say is for real &
*抱紧我，喧闹的酒会* & Ard hold tight. Carousel &
*女孩，你会很快想起我* & Girl. You'll soor rirg my bell &
*抱紧我，我们一起飞* & Ard hold tight. We will fly &
*上下翻飞* & Swirgirg low. Swirgirg high &
*我们会冲上云霄* & We're gorra make the sky &
*永不坠落* & You'll rever fall &
(tires squeal)
(engine revs)
(tires squealing)
(engine revving)
&&
开大点声！ SHANNA: I want to hear this part of the song louder!
(Stuntman Mike screams)
(hissing)
(distant chattering)
你还记得什么吗？ Do you remember anything?
(phone rings)
啊...我...我不记得了 Uh... l... I don't remember.
(door slams)
布洛克医生 EARL: Doctor Block.
(indistinct voice over intercom)
节制训练的去310房间 WOMAN: (over intercom) Self-restrairts to Room 310
节制训练的去310房间 Self-restrairts to Room 310
病人的诊断结果怎么样，布洛克医生？ Well. What's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block?
这和你有什么关系 I don't really see it's any of your business.
说说吧，女士 Come on now, Sis.
你只需要告诉我们 You just tell us.
他的情况有多糟糕？ How bad is he?
他撞伤得非常厉害 He got banged up real good.
鼻骨碎了，锁骨断了 左手无名指粉碎 Busted nose, broken collarbone, smashed up his left index finger.
就这些？ Is that it?
他太幸运了 He was real lucky.
(chuckles)
还想知道什么？ That'll be all?
好，足够了，谢谢你，布洛克医生 Well, that's more than enough, and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
狗娘养的 (grunts) Son of a bitch.
老爹 So, Pop.
你怎么看？ What do you think?
好吧，一号儿子 Well, Son Number One,
我的想法太残忍了 正寻思该不该说出来 what I think is so goddamn ghoulish I hesitate to speak it out loud.
说说看呢 Well, give it a shot.
这是一宗汽车杀人案 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide.
那老小子谋杀了那几个小妞儿 That ol' boy in there murdered them pretty little gals.
他用的是汽车，不是斧子 不过结果一样 I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same.
你打算怎么做？ Well, what are you gonna do?
什么也不做 Not a goddamn thing.
地检署排除了犯罪行为 D.A. Says there ain't no crime here.
那几个小妞都喝得醉醺醺 而且饱抽了大麻 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
而那个老家伙干干净净 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.
你真的觉得他是故意杀了那些女孩吗？ Now, you actually think that he premeditatively murdered them gals?
我没办法证明 Well, I can't prove it.
想像一下又不会有什么害处 But since thinkin' don't cost nothin', I can think it, and I do.
是啊，老爹 不过他自己也受了很重的伤 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself.
没错，他是受了很重的伤... Well, hell yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn...
但你看看那些女孩子 她们就像被妖怪嚼碎 I mean, them pretty little gals in there look like a goddamn giant
又吐出来的样子 chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
她们有活下来的吗？ Did any of 'em survive?
(scoffs) Shit.
两吨的金属 200英里的时速 Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour,
血肉横飞，牛顿定理... flesh and bone and plain old Newton...
那些女孩都死了 they all princess died.
(Son sighs)
为什么？ Why?
我猜跟性有关 Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing.
只能这么想了 The only way I can figure it.
高速的冲撞，扭曲的金属，破碎的玻璃 High-velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,
一瞬间4条生命没有了 all four souls taken exactly the same time.
也许是那个变态发泄性欲的唯一方式 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
我觉得唯一给他定罪的机会 Yeah, I think the only thing we can dream of getting that bastard on
就是搭车人因坐他的死亡盒子而丧命 is vehicular manslaughter for the hitchhiker in the death box.
那是一种赤裸裸的 危及他人生命的草率行为 That was just plain old, goddamn reckless endangerment.
但是那个酒保 But I got me a goddamn bartender
他证明特技人麦克整晚滴酒未沾 gonna testify that ol' Stuntman Mike didn't drink a drop all night.
而搭车人被男友抛下 And his passenger was left stranded by her date,
大雨倾盆 是那女的主动要求搭车的 in the goddamn rain, no less, and she asked him for the fucking ride.
从表面来看 他只是想要帮她 Now, on paper, this is gonna look like he was just trying to help her out.
我是说，陪审团肯定会这么看 I mean, that's the way the jury's gonna see it.
你打算怎么办，老爹？ So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
Tsk.
我可以一个人来办这宗案子 Well, I could take it upon myself to work the case,
用业余时间 you know, in my off hours.
查找证据，证实我的推理 Search for evidence, you know, prove my theory.
提醒执法机构 Alert authorities.
跟踪那个臭婊子养的 他去哪我追到哪 Dog that rotten son of a bitch-- wherever he goes, l go.
我也可以把这些时间精力 Or l could spend the same goddamn amount of time and energy
花在追看全国汽车巡回赛上 following the NASCAR circuit.
嗯，我考虑了很久 Hmm. l've thought about it a lot.
觉得我要是选后者 会过得开心得多 l think l'd have a hell of a lot happier life if l did the latter.
不过正因为我不能 And just because l can't
将里面那个弗兰肯斯坦 似的老家伙绳之以法 punish Old Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
我告诉你 就像主告诉约翰那样 l'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John--
如果他敢再犯 if he ever does it again,
我他妈的向你保证 他绝不会在德克萨斯犯 l can make goddamn sure he don't do it in Texas.
黎巴嫩 田纳西州 &&
14个月后
* 你知道你在向下滑翔 * & You krow you're slidirg dowr &
* 虽然你的心不愿这样 * & Agairst your heart &
( tires squeal )
* 没错，你在滑翔 * & Yeah. you got ore &
* 闭上双眼 * & Just close your eyes &
* 你就能看见 * & So you car see &
* 不宝贝，我不介意 * & No. baby. h dor't care &
* 他们说什么 这很容易 * & What they say. it's so easy &
* 不宝贝，我不介意 * & No. baby. h dor't care &
* 他们说什么 这很容易 * & What they say. it's so easy &
* 是的，我在滑翔 * & Yeah. it's comir' or &
( girls chattering )
* 这感觉越来越甜蜜 * & ht's gettirg sweeter &
* 越来越美好 * & Ard sweeter &
( sirger laughs )
* 如果你真要下滑 * & hf you're gorra drowr &
* 那就一滑到底 * & Ther do it the right way &
* 一滑到底 * & The right way &
* 我不介意他们说什么，这很容易 * & h dor't care what they say. it's so easy &
* 我不介意他们说什么，这很…… * & h dor't care what they say. it's so &
( switches off radio )
- 你和他住同一层吗？ - 不，他住第四层 - KlM: Are you on the same floor as him? - LEE: No, he's on the fourth.
- 那去了谁的房间 - 我的 - And who's in whose room? - He's in mine.
然后怎样了？ And so what happened then?
我们亲热了大概十分钟 然后我让他回自己房去了 We made out for about ten minutes, and then l sent him off to his room.
- 那么巨石强森的接吻技术如何？ - 嗯，他棒极了 - So how's the Rock as a kisser? - Mm, he's damn good.
他有那种软绵绵的嘴唇 还有光滑的指尖 He's got them mushy lips, smooth fingertips.
嗯，我喜欢软绵绵的嘴唇 Mm, l love them mushy lips.
他个头很大，于是他把我转过来 让我背靠着他 He's a big guy, so he spins me around so my back is up against him,
伸出他的大手，放在我脖子上 takes his big hand and puts it on my throat,
把我的头扳回去，斜靠过来 从后面吻我 tilts my head back and leans over me, kisses me from behind.
我靠，这么性感! Damn, that sounds sexy!
确实很性感 lt was sexy.
可是这样就完了？ 你让他回去？他什么反应？ But then that was it? You sent him off? How'd he take it?
等一下，我们来这儿干什么？ Wait a minute, what are we doing here?
我要撑到机场去接苏伊的话 必须喝他一大杯咖啡才行 lf l'm gonna power through and pick up Zoe at the airport, l need coffee.
既然这样 能不能再买瓶伏特加和无糖红牛？ Since you're getting that, can you get some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull?
你啥时候醒的 We didn't know you were awake.
我没醒，我睡着了 l'm not awake. l'm asleep.
不过还是要记得买伏特加和无糖红牛 But get some more vodka and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
再买支红苹果助晒油 And some Red Apple Tans.
靠，我停车不是给你们这些贱人买杂货的 Damn, l didn't stop to get you bitches groceries.
- 你记得怎么去机场吗？ - 嗯 - You remember how to get to the airport? - LEE: Uh-huh.
那你就该到方向盘后面去 因为开车的将是你 Then you should get behind the wheel, 'cause you gonna drive.
臭娘们 Motherfuckers.
( motion sensor dings )
他们没有无糖红牛 They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
只有普通红牛和无糖G.O.果汁 They got regular Red Bull and sugar-free G.O. juice.
- G.O.吧 - G.O.！ - ABBlE: G.O. - KlM: G.O.!
* 并非你的吻使你为我所有 * LEE: & lt's not the way you kiss that says you're mine &
* 很多很多夜晚消消溜走 * & Many, many, many nights go by &
* 我独坐在家为你泪流 * & l sit alone at home and cry over you &
* 还有什么是我能够 * & What can l do &
* 想要的人再也没有，再也没有 * & Don't want nobody, nobody &
* 因为那个人是你，我的宝贝 * & 'Cause, baby, it's you &
* 他们所说的是真是假 * & ls it true what they say &
* 关于你的一切 * & All about you &
* 他们说你的真心谁都不给 * & They say you'll never ever never be true &
* 他们说什么我都无所谓 * & lt doesn't matter what they say &
* 我会用所有古老的方式爱你 * & l know l'm gonna love you any old way &
* 还有什么是我愿意 * & What would l do &
* 如果没有了你 * & Without you &
* 想要的人再也没有— * & l don't want nobody-- &
我的钥匙他妈上哪去了？ 哦，在这儿 Where the hell are my keys? Here they are.
对不起，我不是故意给你开演唱会的 Sorry, l didn't mean to give you a concert there.
不，不是你 No, it wasn't you.
那个人走过去的时候碰到了我的脚 That guy bumped into my feet when he walked by.
不知怎么搞的 让我起了一身鸡皮疙瘩 l don't know why, but that kind of creeped me out.
( engine starts )
( loud rock resumes )
( tires squealing )
* 我不介意他们说什么 * & h dor't care what they sayirg to me &
( sirger laughs )
小鸡鸡 Little dick.
肯定是 Clearly.
既然我都起来了 顺便去趟自动提款机吧 Since l'm up, l might as well hit the ATM.
再去抽根烟 Get me a fuckin' smoke.
( nearby engine idles )
( tires screech )
( coins drop )
怎么了？ What?
你刚刚有没有看见…… Did you just see the...
什么？ What?
没什么，小甜甜 Nothing, honey.
( motion sensor dings )
( cell chirps song )
喂 Y'ello.
是我 lt's me.
想我了？ Miss me?
你最好把屁股从基姆的车上挪下来 You best get your ass off Kim's car.
- 她自己也坐过 - 她的屁股又不是你的屁股 - l've seen Kim sit on it before. - Her ass ain't your ass.
好吧，话说回来 我好像上了这个月的《诱惑》 Okay. So, l think l'm in this month's issue of Allure
你这有《诱惑》吗？ You got Allure?
杂志在橱窗旁边 Magazines by the window.
有了！ Here you are!
( laughing )
你这性感尤物 You hot mama, you.
一会儿见 See you in a second.
三块八毛五，收你二十 $3.85...out of 20.
找你十六块，还有零钱 非常感谢 And you get 16 and change back. Thank you very much.
你知道吗，柜台后面还有别的时尚杂志呢 You know, l got other fashion magazines for sale behind the counter.
不用了，这本就行了 No, that's okay. This'll be all.
随口问问 Thought l'd ask.
- 还是谢谢了 - 好走 - Thanks anyway. - Have a good one.
我有这个月的意大利版《时尚》 l got this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
这个月的？ This month's?
你肯定想不到 Listen to this.
这家“圆周A”的店员 有这个月的意大利版《时尚》 The Circle A clerk has this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
- 不可能 - 真的！ - No way. - Way!
我不相信他妈的“圆周A”也卖意大利《时尚》 l can't believe fuckin' Circle A carries ltalian Vogue
确实不卖，是他的个人收藏 lt doesn't. lt's his own personal copy.
他愿意27块转手 He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
27块？ ( scoffs ) 27 bucks?
你他妈的还在乎这点钱？ 这不过是你一天的零花钱 What the fuck do you care? We're talking about per diem here.
这可是在田纳西州的黎巴嫩 竟给我们找到一期意大利《时尚》 We found an issue of ltalian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee.
他没跟我们要克鲁格金币就算我们走运了 （南非货币） We're lucky he's not asking for fuckin' Krugerrands.
我打算买，费用可以三个人平分 l'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways.
谁，我，你和基姆？ What, me, you, and Kim?
基姆对意大利《时尚》不会有一丝兴趣 Kim doesn't give a shit about ltalian Vogue.
但是布兰迪可以加入 如果她不愿意，她妹妹泰丝拉肯定会 but Brandy'll come in with us, and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will.
好吧，但如果有谁撕掉我想要的任何一页 Okay, but if anybody tears out any sheets l want,
你就得给我去重新彩印 而且还不能在街头复印店印 you gotta make color Xeroxes of those pages, and l'm not talking Kinko's.
你得把它拿去美术组 让他们给我弄好 You take it to the art department and have them do it fuckin' right.
( chattering )
( shutter clicks )
( clicks )
- Whoo! - ( clicks twice )
我的上帝！ - Oh, my God! - ( clicks )
( clicks )
拍到了！ STUNTMAN MlKE: Got it!
( click )
- ( click ) - ...the actress...
( click )
好家伙 Oh, boy.
你实在赶得太巧了，苏伊 Your timing couldn't be better, Zoe.
碰巧我们三个这三天都不用做事 lt just so happens we're all three off-duty for the next three days.
我靠！怎么可能？ Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
我要给琳赛·罗翰化妆 而她要放三天假 l'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup, and she's off for the next three days.
这段时间也不用替身参与拍摄 于是基姆也休息 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free,
而丽这四天如果没有通知也不用报到 and Lee's on a will-notify for the four days.
那拍摄的事怎么样？ So how's the shoot going?
棒极了，我们从没这么开心过 Great. We're having the best time.
导演叫塞西尔·伊万斯，他太有意思了 The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.
我们拍着最酷的影片，还总开派对 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
说得太对了，下一个活儿肯定没这么爽了 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.
那来说说看吧，女士们 So let's hear it, ladies.
来讲爱情故事吧！谁和谁有一腿了？ Set romances! Who's getting it off?
那肯定是丽和工具箱了 That would be Lee and Toolbox.
哦，工具箱！名字听上去就很有前途 Oh, Toolbox! Name sounds promising.
- 他是道具工 - 他是个变态 - He's a grip. - What he is is a pervert.
你们越说我越觉得他妙哎 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better.
他怎么变态了？ What's his perversion?
他喜欢看我尿尿 He likes to watch me pee.
* 丽坐在马桶上，工具箱看她尿尿 * & Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee &
* 尿了一泡又一泡 * & P-l-S-S-l-N-G &
Ooh!
是啊，但没下文了 Yeah, but not no more.
现在她又和巨石强森打得火热 Now she's getting it on with the Rock.
你竟和巨石强森有一腿？ You had a one-off with the Rock?
哦，不是真的巨石强森 他是个电工，叫布鲁斯 Well, not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce.
是基姆取的外号，因为他长得像巨石强森 所以后来我们都这么叫他 He looks like the Rock, so we all just call him the Rock.
没错，这剧组里的人全是明星脸 Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.
还有人长得像尼克·凯奇 还有皮威·赫曼呢（八十年代的喜剧红星） We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage and Pee Wee Herman, too.
基姆，你乱搞了几个，赶快说！ Kim, dick department. Let's hear it!
这次不敢乱搞了 我找了个男朋友 Mm-mmm, no dick this trip. l got a man.
- 你和他处多久了？ - 大概三个月 - How long have you had this boyfriend? - About three months.
从谁那儿抢来的？ Who'd you steal him from?
谁也不是！ Nobody!
- 基姆！ - 干嘛？ - ABBlE: Kim! - Wha--what?
他肯定有女朋友 He totally had a girlfriend.
所有基姆的男友一开始都是别人的男友 ZOE: All of Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend.
我没抢他！ l did not steal him!
他们都不是我抢来的 他们只不过……回头是岸了 l didn't steal any of them; they just...jumped ship.
( girls snorting )
- 你的故事呢，艾伯纳西？ - 艾比可是把大法师搞到手了哦 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.
我事实上对塞西尔动过心 l had a set crush on Cecil.
事实上动过心？别扯了老大 你一度都成他“事实上”的老婆了！ Set crush? Nigga, please. You were his set wife!
拜托，这里的关键字是 动“过”心和“一度” ''Were'' and ''had'' being the key words, here.
婊子，谁不知道你们俩旧情还在 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it.
好吧，如果他这么爱我 为什么他要和黛瑞·汉娜的替身上床？ Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?
( all snorting and cackling )
是的，男人都是狗，这太好笑了！ Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny!
这太好笑了！ Oh, it's so funny!
有必要这么伤心吗 看你都快气疯了 Stop acting all hurt. Your ass just mad.
是的，他专和替身上床 Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
婊子，你该忘掉这件破事儿了 都过了两周了 You need to get over that shit. That was two weeks ago.
好嘛，现在你又这么说了 Oh, well, now you put it like that...
哦，我还没告诉你故事的精华 Oh, l haven't told you the best part.
他在我的生日那天和她干的 He fucked her on my birthday.
哦，这就有点不厚道了 Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
- 谢谢你 - 他知道那天是你生日吗？ - Thank you. - Did he know it was your birthday?
我的意思是，他是导演，应该很忙吧 l mean, he's the director. He's kind of busy.
他吃了一块我的生日蛋糕，还送了我礼物 He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present.
是的……我认为他知道 - ( whispers ) Wow. - Yeah...l think he knew.
他送你什么了？ What did he get you?
他拍了一盒带子送我 He made me a tape.
他给你拍了盒带子？ He made you a tape?
等一下，他不是给你刻了张CD？ - ( shrieks ) - Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
而是专门给你拍的带子？ He made you a tape?
- 是的 - 好浪漫啊！ - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic!
是的，我知道你们要说什么 所以别跟我来那套 Yes, l know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there.
这听上去就像真爱的证明 This sounds like the test of true love to me.
瞧，我知道你们喜欢他 他是很招人喜欢 Look, l know you guys like him. He's likeable.
但他在我的生日那天和别的女人上床 But he fucked another woman on my birthday.
你们怎么能不站在我这边？ How can you not be on my side?
我承认，这听上去很差劲 l admit, that sounds bad.
就是很差劲！ lt is bad!
只是听起来他似乎情有可原 lt just sounds like there's a little more to it than that.
你们两个上过床吗？ Were you two fucking?
没有 Hell, no.
喂，你是艾伯纳西吗？ Hello, is your name Abernathy?
对不起 Sorry.
你问题的答案是没有，当然没有 The answer to your question is no, of course not.
“当然没有”是什么意思？ What do you mean ''No, of course rot''?
塞西尔之所以六年没交女朋友 The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years
就是因为他不缺女孩子和他上床 而一旦你和塞西尔上了床 is because girls will fuck him, and if you fuck Cecil,
他就不拿你当女朋友看 you don't become one of his girlfriends--
我的意思并不是我想当他的女朋友 not to say l want to be his girlfriend,
但如果我真想当他女朋友的话 如果我和他上床，就会泡汤 but if l did want to be his girlfriend, if l fucked him, l wouldn't be.
我就会成为他其中一个性伴 而我已经太老，不适合玩这套了 l'd be one of his regulars, and l'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.
- 你连碰都不让他碰一下吗？ - 有啊！ - Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
我让他给我做脚部按摩 l've let him give me a foot massage,
我们一块看电影时，我让他牵我的手 and when we go to the movies, l've let him hold my hand.
婊子，你的行为像12岁小姑娘 Bitch, you might be actin' like you 1 2 years old,
而他则表现得很男人 but he just acting like a man.
你得和那小子来真格的 You need to break that nigga off a piece.
让我来整理一下 Let me get this straight--
你既没有和他干，也没有帮他吸 you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him,
你也没有和他舌吻 而戴瑞·汉娜的替身这些都干全了？ you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?
能不能不要把我的性生活拿出来分析？ Can we just take my sex life off the table?
事实上，我们分析的是塞西尔的性生活 Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table--
而你根本就没有 and your lack of one.
你俩都给我去死 还有你们击的那一掌 Fuck both of you and your little high-five.
在你把握住一个大佬之前 你得先“把握”住他的“大佬” Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga,
你可以先用手帮那混蛋解决一下 and you can start by giving that motherfucker a hand job
在星期二的车后座上 in the back of the van on Tuesday.
我才不会那么做！ l'm not gonna do that!
我知道你不会！ 但只有会这样做的臭婊子 l know you won't! But you know who will--
最后才能住在他那座大公寓里 the bitch that ends up living in that big-ass mansion of his.
我还没完全同意基姆所说的 l haven't entirely agreed with everything Kim's said,
但有件事可以肯定 像你那样先和塞西尔保持距离 but it is true if you've stretched it out like you have with Cecil
然后突然露出你风骚的一面 他们会为你神魂颠倒 and you suddenly get dirty on them, it blows their mind.
是这样的，苏伊、基姆和我 在菲律宾参加一个露天舞会 So Zoe, Kim, and l are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
- 你们当时在做什么片子？ - 《劈头三脚》，第三部分 - LEE: What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three
而且坦白说，我们当时有点喝多了 And, admittedly, we're a little fucked up.
- 为此干一杯吧 - 说得好 - ZOE: ( giggling ) Cheers to that. - Word.
干杯 Cheers.
然后苏伊…… So Zoe...
这位天才，想给我拍张照 the genius, wants to take a picture of me.
( others laughing )
当时天黑得要命，啥也看不到 lt's dark as hell, and you can't see shit.
于是她拿着相机不停地说 “后退一点点！” So she's got her camera and keeps saying, ''Step back a little!''
我照做了 So l do.
然后说“再远一点！” ( imitating Zoe ) Then ''A little fu-ther!''
于是我又退远一点 “再远点！”我又退了点 So l step back a little fu-ther. Then ''A little more!'' So l do.
这时我才发现自己身后 就是一个七英尺的水泥沟 Then l realize l'm at the edge of a seven-foot concrete ditch...
天知道里面有多少石头 - ( others cracking up ) - ...with God knows how many rocks
还有碎瓶子和老鼠 如果我掉进那个鬼东西里去 and broken bottles and rats in it, and if l fell in that fucking thing,
我可能会把脖子都摔断 l probably would have broken my neck.
于是我对她嚷道 “苏伊，你差点害死我！” So l am yelling at her: ''Zoe, you almost killed me!''
然后我们笑了一阵，又走远了一点 So we laugh about it and walk a little further,
这时苏伊开始不老实了 and Zoe starts fuckin' around.
然后梆的一声！ 她真掉进那条倒霉沟里去了！ And-- bam!-- if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch!
不错 LEE: Nice.
谢谢各位，谢谢 Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
我只记得自己向前走了一步 一边往下看一边心想
l remember taking a step and looking down, 我只记得自己向前走了一步 一边往下看一边心想
just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.''
“这就是艾比说的那条沟” just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.''
梆！我就已经在那沟里了 Bam! l'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
受伤了吗？ What happened?
你说苏伊吗？这只狸猫 What, with Zoe, the cat?
啥事没有 Nothing.
如果掉进去的是我 他们可能要用直升飞机来抬我出去了 lf l fell in that fuckin' thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there.
苏伊却稳稳当当地站住了 Zoe just lands on her feet.
但后来我开始觉得有点不是味儿 But then later l started feeling a little bad about myself--
苏伊掉进那条沟，啥事没有 我们还拿她来取笑 Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing. We're laughing about it.
如果我掉进那鬼东西 我可能已经瘫痪了 lf l fell in that fucking thing, l probably would have been paralyzed.
哦宝贝，你可别这么想 Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
我们都有各自的才能 而这不过凑巧是苏伊的才能之一 We all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.
就身体而言，苏伊太神奇了 Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing.
我是指，敏捷度，反射神经和柔韧性 l mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
这方面人类中很少有能和苏伊一拼的 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoe on that front.
基姆，我也喜欢你 Kim, l like you too.
既然如此，在你嫉妒苏伊的能力之前 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess,
别忘了故事里最重要的一点 you're missing the most important part of that story.
你没掉进沟里，苏伊却进了 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoe did.
苏伊知道那里有条沟，因为你告诉过她 Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her,
但她还是掉了进去 and she still fell in.
所以丽说得对，我们都有自己的才能 So Lee's right. We all have our talents.
嘿，她是想表扬我 Hey, l resemble that remark.
( laughing )
对了基姆，你包里还带着罗斯科吗？ So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
自己看吧，婊子 Check it out, bitch.
- 哇，不错嘛，伙计 - 我就知道你会这么说 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - l know this.
什么是罗斯科？ LEE: What's a Roscoe?
罗斯科是一种手枪 Roscoe's a pistol.
- 你带着枪？ - 嗯 - You carry a gun? - Uh-huh.
你有持枪许可证吗？ You have a license to carry?
是的，当我成为一名特工时 他们发给我一张许可证 Yeah, when l became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.
啊，我还不知道你是…… Oh, l didn't know you were...
- 好，当我没说行吗？别这么看着我 - 上帝啊 Okay, l didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me. God.
你知道基姆带着枪吗？ Did you know Kim carried a gun?
是的，要是问我赞同吗？不 Yes. Now, do l approve? No.
我知道吗？知道 Do l know? Yes.
听着，我不管你们 生活在哪个未来主义的乌托邦 Look, l don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,
但我所在的世界里，女人需要带枪 but the world l live in, a bitch need a gun.
有件事你得承认 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns
带枪的人与不带枪的相比 更容易被人开枪打死 tend to get shot more than people who don't.
那你也得承认 如果我半夜去洗衣房的次数足够多 And you can't get around the fact that if l go down to the laundry room
我可能会被强奸 at midnight enough times, l might get my ass raped.
谁要你半夜去洗衣房 Don't do your laundry at midnight.
去死！我他妈的想几时洗就几时洗 Fuck that! l wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck l want to.
除了枪还有很多东西可以防身 比如辣椒喷剂 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.
天，杀千刀的都想强奸我了 我可不能只让他得点皮疹就算了 Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me, l don't want to give him a skin rash.
我要干掉那该死的东西！ l wanna shut that nigga down!
那至少可以用刀吧？ How about a knife, at least?
是的，你知道带刀的死鬼都什么下场吗？ Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives?
被枪打！ They get shot!
如果哪天我成了明星，我就不带枪了 lf l ever become a famous actress, l won't carry a gun.
我会雇个狠家伙帮我带枪 而当那垃圾被打倒时 l'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down,
我会坐在旁边冷笑 但在那天到来之前，只有扮牛仔了 l'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West.
那么苏伊，你来之前想好要做什么了吗？ So Zoe, you thought about what you want to do first?
巧得很，我明确知道自己想干嘛 lt just so happens l know exactly what l want to do.
真的吗？是什么？ Oh, really? And what would that be?
对我来说，如果不能开一回底特律赛车 来美国就没意义了 To me, there's no point in being in America unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
我想开一辆道奇挑战者—— 随便干我吧，干到爽为止 l wanna drive a Dodge Challenger-- fuck me swinging, balls out.
( laughing )
我们也许可以和交通组的人谈谈 ABBlE: Well, l guess we could talk to Transpo,
非得是道奇挑战者吗？ but does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?
不仅如此，它还必须是辆1970年的 道奇挑战者，带440引擎的 Not just that. lt has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
( cackles )
那上哪给你找去呀？ How in the fuck do you expect to do that?
别担心，伙计们 No worries, mate.
我早就盘算好了 l've got it all worked out.
当我知道自己要来时 我就上网查了查 When l knew l was coming here, l went online and found out
发现这里的本地报纸是《黎巴嫩哨报》 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebaror News Sertirel
- 于是我在家时—— - 不好意思，你家在哪儿？澳大利亚？ - So back home-- - l'm sorry, where's home? Australia?
( grunts )
你这是什么意思，伙计？ What do you mean by that, mate?
苏伊来自新西兰 而你永远不要—— Zoe's from New Zealand, and you never--
我重复一遍，永远不要—— 把新西兰人称作澳洲人 l repeat, never-- call a Kiwi an Aussie.
除非你的屁股欠踢 KlM: That is, unless you want your ass kicked.
真不好意思，我再也不会—— l'm so sorry. l will nev--
( others snorting )
哦，没事的 Oh, it's okay.
我们只是在拿你开心，伙计 We're just taking the piss out of you, mate.
我的家在奥克兰 Auckland, to answer your question.
话说回来，我一个月前开始订本地的报纸 Anyway, l subscribed to the local paper a month ago.
你在新西兰订这里的乡下报纸干屁？ Why the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
安静，听我说 Pipe down and l'll tell you.
我一直查看这报纸上面的分类广告 l've been getting the paper and checking the classifieds,
寻找待售的汽车 looking at cars for sale,
结果昨天的报纸说 就在这个镇子上 so as of yesterday, for sale in this town,
有个家伙打算卖掉一辆 1970年的道奇挑战者 some dude is selling a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger
有440引擎，而且是白色的 with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
你想买吗？ KlM: And you wanna buy it?
基姆，我也许有点蠢 但我还没有蠢得冒泡 Kim, l may be stupid, but l'm not bloody stupid.
我想告诉他我要买 这样他就会让我试开 l wanna say l wanna buy it so he'll let me test-drive it.
1970年的白色道奇挑战者？ A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job?
哦，对了，库沃斯基！ Oh, uh, Kowalski!
就是《粉身碎骨》里的库沃斯基 伙计，太他妈经典了！ Kowalski from Varishirg Poirt Mate, it's a fucking classic!
如果我能让这个人 lf l can get this guy
允许我单独开一会儿 我会把车门都撞掉 to let me drive it without him, l will blow the doors off that bitch.
什么是《粉身碎骨》？ ABBlE: What's Varishirg Poirt?
什么是《粉身碎骨》？ What's Varishirg Poirt?
艾比，我还以为这里就我是文盲呢 Abs, l'm supposed to be the illiterate one.
它可是史上最伟大的美国电影之一 lt's just one of the best American movies ever made.
事实上，苏伊 大多数女孩都不会知道《粉身碎骨》的 Actually, Zoe, most girls wouldn't know Varishirg Poirt
等一下，大多数女孩？ 那你俩是什么？ Excuse me. Most girls? What the fuck are you two?
是的，我们是机械狂 所以我俩当然看过 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it.
你们都是看《粉红佳人》那种垃圾长大的 （1986年上映的青春爱情片） Y'all grew up watching that Pretty ir Pirk shit.
哦，我喜欢《粉红佳人》 Oh, l liked Pretty ir Pirk
什么，你们都不看约翰·休斯的电影吗？ （八九十年代著名喜剧导演） What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?
当然有看，我是个女孩 但我也看赛车影片 Of course l did. l'm a girl. But l also watched car shit, too...
《粉身碎骨》啦，《冲刺大黎明》啦 Varishirg Poirt. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
《极速60秒》啦 - Gore ir 60 Secords-- - Oh--
真正的那一部 不是安吉丽娜·茱莉的那部垃圾 The real one, not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
在奥克兰我们有个露天影院放过《粉身碎骨》 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland that plays Varishirg Poirt.
还有《伟大的星期三》，全是经典 Big Wedresday. all the classics.
( honks )
( honking )
你们这些骚娘儿们想干嘛？ What do you horny gals want?
( door opens, slams )
你是不是要卖一辆1970年的道奇挑战者？ Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
就在这边，女士们 Right up here, ladies.
这玩意儿帅呆了！ This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
真他妈开了眼了，伙计 Fuckin' legendary, mate.
帅哥，能不能先失陪一下 我想和我的合伙人谈谈 Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me, l'd like to have a word with my associate.
你们女士们慢慢谈 You ladies take your time.
( laughs creepily )
( moans )
你还等什么？快求他让你单独开啊 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
我会的，但首先我想求你个事 l intend to, but first l need to ask you something.
什么事？ What?
如果他允许我们自己开 我想玩“船桅” lf he lets us take it out on our own, l wanna play Ship's Mast.
- 哦见鬼，不行！ - 小声点！ - Oh, hell, no! - Keep it down!
我绝不做“船桅” Ain't no way l'm doing Ship's Mast.
- 看在基督分上 - 别亵渎了神灵 - For Chrissakes-- - Don't blaspheme.
对不起 Sorry.
你上次是怎么说的？ Now, what did you say after the last time?
- 瞧，我知道自己说了什么 - 你怎么说的 - Look, l know what l said. - What did you say?
- 我知道我说过我们不应该—— - 不 - l know l said we shouldn't-- - No.
你说的不是我们不应该 你说的是我们再也不会这么做 You didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.
- 可是—— - 可是个屁！ - But-- - But, my ass!
你不仅说我们再也不玩“船桅” You said not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,
你还说如果你再这么磨我 but you also said if you ever do what you trying to do now,
我不但要拒绝你 必要时还有权动用武力制止你 to not only refuse, but that l had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
现在告诉我，你有没有这么说过？ Now, did you or did you not say that?
不不不，回答我的问题，混蛋 No, no, no. Answer the question, motherfucker.
- 你有没有说过？ - 是的，我说了 - Did you or did you not say that? - Yes, l said that.
- 但是—— - 去他妈的“但是” - However-- - Whatever with your ''however.''
我知道我说了，我也知道我当时是认真的 Look, l know l said it, and l know l meant it--
死女人，你当然是认真的 Damn skippy you meant it!
但我说的是指不在美国的情况 But when l said it, l didn't mean in America!
- 哦，得了吧 - 是真的 - Oh, nigga, please. - For real. Really.
我的意思是我们再也不该 在新西兰或者澳大利亚玩“船桅” l meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand or Australia.
你这个大骗子！ You are such a liar!
我知道自己说的话 但当时我并不知道有一天我会来美国 l know what l said, but when l said it l didn't know l'd ever come to America,
如果我知道我要来美国 and if l had of known l was gonna come to America,
有机会在《粉身碎骨》里的 挑战者上玩“船桅”的话 had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the Varishirg Poirt Challenger...
我当时会加上一句“但是”的 l would have added a ''however.''
对吧？ Right?
好吧，不知怎地，我却能理解你的心情 Okay, oddly enough, l actually understood that.
但是，虽然你说服自己做傻事 However, just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit
我可没有失去理智 doesn't mean l have lost my goddamn mind.
你需要两个人来玩“船桅”，我可不玩 You need two people to play Ship's Mast, and l ain't playing.
我会做你最好的朋友 l'll be your best friend.
我不需要一个住在地球另一面的好朋友 l don't need me no best friend lives on the other side of Planet Earth.
我会帮你捶背 l'll crack your back.
你反正是要捶的 You'll crack it anyway.
没错，我反正是要捶的 Well, of course l'll crack it anyway.
但是现在，我这呆几天 我就给你当几天捶背的奴隶 But now, while l'm here, l'll be your back-cracking slave.
不管你几时想要，我都马上动手 都不用你请求我 Whenever you want it, you've got it. You don't even have to ask.
你只要命令我，说声 “臭娘们，过来，别闲着” You just order me to do it, just be like, ''Bitch, get over here and get busy.''
你得给我捶背，为我做脚部按摩 我洗完澡时你还得给我屁股打润肤油 You crack my back, give me foot massages, and after a shower, you moisturize my butt.
成交 Deal.
我们去问这人能不能让我们自己开车出去 We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him.
如果他同意，你和丽在这儿等着 我们一会就回来 lf he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.
什么？ What?
- 我说我们去问这人—— - 我听到你说什么了 - l said we're gonna see if this guy'll let-- - l heard what you said.
我只是不敢相信你会这么说 l just can't believe what you said.
你俩胆子真不小啊 You two got some fuckin' balls.
什么？ What?
别跟我装傻 Don't play dumbass with me.
我一宿没睡，仍然有点晕 还有宿醉在身 l've been up all night, l'm still a little drunk, and l have a hangover.
我应该在我的酒店房间里呼呼大睡 而不是在烟草路上闲晃 l should be in my hotel room, asleep, not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,
就因为苏伊想开什么《粉身碎骨》的车 我就在这儿了 but because Zoe wanted to drive some Varishirg Poirt car, l'm here.
现在你们竟胆大包天地请求我—— 不对，是要求我 Now you two got the balls to ask me-- no, scratch that-- tell me
和那边的土老冒交涉 好让你们两个酷仔出去玩？ l gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?
想得美 Bullshit on that.
- 不是这样的 - 那是怎样，基姆？ - lt ain't like that. - What's it like, Kim?
你们是我们的同伙 如果我们都去，他肯定不会同意的 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
我认为当同伙一个人就够了 l really think one human being will be collateral enough.
你不会愿意加入我们的 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing.
你们要干嘛，不就开车吗？ What, drive a car?
不止开车 We're doing more than that.
那是什么，开得很快？ What, drive it fast?
不止开得很快 We're doing more than that.
事实上，我们是为你好 因为我们要做一件蠢事 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.
( clears throat )
但是没关系，我们是搞特技的 我们脑子有毛病 But that's okay. We're stunt people. We ain't got good sense.
但你脑子没毛病 任何脑子没毛病的人 But you got good sense, and anybody with good sense
- 都不会愿意加入我们的 - 你怎么知道？ - ain't gonna want to do what we're doing. - How do you know?
因为你是个事儿妈 'Cause you're a mum.
是的 Yeah.
你们知道吗，我们本该成群结队地行动 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse,
但你们每次想把我排除在外时 都用这个借口 but that's the excuse you guys use whenever you want to exclude me,
好吧，你们两个不怕死的到底在摆什么酷 so what is it you two daredevils are doing
觉得我太土，完全理解不了？ that l'm just so uncool l couldn't possibly understand?
你知道，某种意义上我们正在欺骗这人 You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
所以我们最好别在他的眼皮底下 讨论这种细节 so maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us.
除此以外 Besides...
他很可能根本就不会同意 he's probably not gonna let us do it, anyway.
这样好不好？ Okay, how about this?
我会说服他，但你们得带上我 l'll talk him into it, but l go along.
- 你有什么高招？ - 这你们就甭管了 - How you gonna do that? - That's my problem.
不过别担心 But don't worry.
他会点头的 ( snorts ) He'll say yes.
你想干嘛，给他吹萧吗？ What are you gonna do, blow him?
不 No.
我会对他暗示说丽要给他吹萧 l'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.
( laughing )
这主意不错 That's a good one.
开玩笑的 Not really.
但这事包在我身上，成交吗？ But let me handle it. We got a deal?
好吧，妈妈，听好了 Okay, Mama, listen up.
你想和酷仔们一起玩吗？ 那你就得表现得酷一些 You wanna hang with the cool kids? You got to be cool.
我们带你一起去，但你要闭嘴 啥都不许说 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.
你只要坐在后面，大气都别出，明白吗？ You just sit in the back, and l don't want to hear a peep, you understand?
- 了解 - 我是说认真的 - Got it. - l'm serious, now.
一旦你开始唠叨，我们就停车 把你踢出去，然后回头再来接你 You start nagging us, we pulling over, kicking you out, and picking you up later.
遵命 Agreed.
好吧，去施你的魔法吧 Okay. Go work your magic.
- 你好，先生 - 你好 - Hello, sir. - Hello.
- 你好，你叫什么名字？ - 贾斯帕 - Hello, what's your name? - Jasper.
你好贾斯帕，我叫艾伯纳西 Hello, Jasper, l'm Abernathy.
- 艾伯什么？ - 艾伯纳西 - Aber what? - Abernathy.
- 你的名字是什么？ - 这就是我的名字 - What's your first name? - That is my first name.
- 这是什么破名字 - 叫我艾比就行了 - What kind of first name is that? - Just call me Abbie.
好吧，艾比 Okay, Abbie.
贾斯帕，能不能让我的朋友和我 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and l could take the car out
自己出去试开一会这辆车 好体验一下是否满意 for a little test drive out on our own, just to see if we're comfortable.
我为什么要干这种蠢事？ Why would l do something stupid like that?
为了你的车能卖个更好的价钱 To better sell your automobile.
我怎么知道你们不会偷我的车？ How do l know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?
说实话有四个理由 Four reasons, actually.
第一，我们不是贼 第二，这样做很无礼 One, we're not thieves, two, that would be rude,
第三，我们就住在镇里的戴斯酒店 three, we're staying at the Days lnn in town--
你可以打电话和经理部查对 我们订了一个月的房间 you can call, check with management. We're registered for the next month.
哦，苏伊没有，但基姆和我订了 所以出了事你绝对能找到我们 Actually, Zoe's not, but Kim and l are, so we're totally track-downable.
基姆是谁？那个黑妞？ Who's Kim? The colored girl?
是的，基姆是那个黑姑娘 Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
还有第四个理由，最最重要的 And reason number four-- and the most important:
等我们出去兜风时 while we're taking the car out for a little spin,
你就能更好地熟悉我们的另一个朋友—— that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted with our other friend...
丽 Lee.
( chuckles )
为什么她看上去有点面熟？ Why does she look kind of familiar?
那是因为她是个女明星 That would be because she's a famous actress.
嗯 Hmm.
她为什么穿成那样？ Why's she dressed like that?
哦，是这样的 我们在这镇上拍一部好莱坞影片 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town,
是部啦啦队长影片 她就演其中一个啦啦队长 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.
什么是啦啦队长影片？ What's a cheerleader movie?
一种关于啦啦队长的影片 A movie about cheerleaders.
是色情片吗？ ls it a porno movie?
是的，但别提这件事，她很害羞 Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
( honks )
丽，这是贾斯帕 贾斯帕，这是丽 ABBlE: Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee.
现在，你们两个小孩要乖乖的 Now, you two kids stay out of trouble.
嘿，靓妹，一会回来接你 KlM: Hey, good-looking. Be back to pick you up later.
拜拜！ ZOE: Ta-ta!
( revving )
( Jasper chuckles slowly )
完了 Gulp.
你和我想得一样吗？ You thinking what l'm thinking?
我想我正在那样想 l think l'm thinking it.
你和你在想啥？ What are you and you thinking?
我在想我们跟你说过闭嘴了 l'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
- 你们要去哪？ - 呆着别闹 - Where y'all going? - You stay put.
我想去—— l gotta take a--
你准备好了？ So, you ready to do this?
确定？ You sure?
我总是在快要做之前打退堂鼓 Well, l always don't want to do it right before l'm gonna do it.
我知道你的意思，因为我根本就不想做 l know what you mean, 'cause l don't wanna do it.
基姆！ Kim!
- 我说说而已 - 如果你只是想耍我…… - l'm just saying. - lf you're gonna take the piss out of it...
我只是说说而已 l'm just saying.
你想一开始在上面吗？ You wanna start out on top?
如果一开始在上面，根本不能算数 Practically doesn't count if you start on the top.
( both laughing )
( unzips bag )
给你手套 Here are your gloves.
不不不，我要穿夹克 No, no, no, no. l'm wearing a jacket.
这是我的夹克 This is my jacket.
你不是要当我的奴隶吗？ Um, ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
- 来吧 - 在发动机罩上的那个人是我 - Come on. - l'm the one who's on the bonnet.
发动机罩个屁 你只能在车盖上 Bonnet, my ass. You on the hood.
( pop )
喂，我好像听见有车过来 Y'all, l think l hear a car coming.
把你的腰带给我 Give me your belt.
这是我的心肝宝贝 见鬼，用艾伯纳西的腰带吧 This is my cute shit. Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
好吧，我们用艾比的腰带 Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
- 把你的腰带给我 - 不，这是普拉达的 - Give me your belt. - No. Prada.
好了，把腰带给她 Come on, give her the belt.
- 咒语 - “请”把腰带给她？ - Magic word. - Please give her the belt?
因为你有礼貌我才给你的 Just 'cause you asked nicely.
有礼貌才有回报，基姆！ lt's nice to be nice, Kim!
随你便 Whatever.
你知道吗？别想再求我帮你做头发 You know what? Don't think about asking me to do your hair.
- 你不做也得做 - 你得说“美女，求你了”才行，婊子 - Your ass gonna do it. - You'll ask ''pretty please,'' bitch,
因为没人看着的时候你就得这样 你他妈的就那么厉害吗？ because that's what you do when no one else is looking. You ain't that hard.
- 我才不吃你那套 - 艾伯纳西 - l ain't getting-- - Abernathy.
现在别惹我 Don't get on my nerves right now.
我脑子已经够乱了 - l got shit on my mind. - ZOE: Ooh!
我可不是六岁小孩 ABBlE: You know, l ain't six.
( tires squeal )
好冷，能不能关上车窗？ lt's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?
不能 KlM and ZOE: No.
嘿，艾伯纳西，瞧好吧 Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
你们到底要干嘛？ What the fuck are you guys doing?
( banging )
这什么意思？ ABBlE: What does that mean?
啊！ Whoa!
开快点，你这黑婆娘，快一点！ Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
这够快了吧，你这尖屁股？ That fast enough for your bony ass?
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa ho ho ho!
Oh!
艾伯纳西，到前面来 Abernathy, get your ass up here.
Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
好极了 Alrighty.
ABBlE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
( laughing )
冲，冲，冲！ ZOE: Go, go! Go!
来吧婊子，还想他妈的再快点？ Check it out, bitch. You want it fucking faster?
( screaming )
Whoo-hoo!
Yah hoo hoo!
&&
Yah hoo hoo!
( chuckling )
( laughing )
- 哦，上帝啊 - 搞什么？妈的 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Shit.
( crashing, screaming )
该死！ Damn it!
现在 Now.
你惹过他吗？说句话啊 Did you do something to him? Say something?
没有！该死 Nothing! Shit.
他要来了，苏伊 他来了！ Here he comes, Zoe. He's coming!
Aah!
( skidding )
妈的，该死！ Shit, oh shit!
不！ No!
抓紧了，苏伊！ Hold on, Zoe!
哦，我的上帝，苏伊！ Oh, my God. Zoe!
- 抓紧！ - 不行！ - Oh! Hold on! - l can't!
操你妈，混蛋！ Fuck you, motherfucker!
( screaming )
苏伊！苏伊！ - Zoe! Zoe! - ( crashes )
- 对不起，我刚才叫你黑婆娘 - 我原谅你，妈的快抓紧！ - l'm sorry l called you a black bitch! - l forgive you. Hold the fuck on!
滚开！ Whoa, whoa, get away!
( crash )
哦该死，我看不见，我看不见了！ Oh, shit. l can't see. l can't see!
苏伊，把腿挪开！ Zoe, move your leg!
快上来，上来！ ABBlE: Oh! Come on, come on!
变态的乡下混蛋！离我远点！ ZOE: Redneck lunatic bastard! Get away from me!
腿！ KlM: ...fucking legs!
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
( skin skids on hood )
该死，我好怕，基姆，我真的好怕 Shit, l'm scared, Kim. l'm really scared.
我知道，宝贝，抓紧啊 l know, baby, just hold on.
小心你的脚！ Watch your feet!
( crash )
你们想玩点劲爆的吗？ You wanna get hot?
- 他妈的狗娘养的！ - 想更火爆点吗？ - Fucking son of a bitch! - You wanna get hot?
( crash )
那就再玩一会吧，臭娘们！ Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
苏伊！该死！ ABBlE: Zoe! Goddamn it!
( Zoe wails )
上帝，离我们远点，你这流氓！ Oh, my God. Get away from us, you cocksucker!
滚开点！ Leave us alone!
- 操，混蛋！ - 操！ - ZOE: Fuck you, motherfucker! - KlM: Fuck you!
苏伊！苏伊！苏伊！ ABBlE: Zoe! Zoe! Oh, Zoe!
( Zoe sobs )
抓紧！ Hold on!
( metal rasping )
苏伊！苏伊！ Zoe! Zoe!
( indistinct )
小心！ Look out!
( horn honks )
( screeching )
准备飞吧，婊子们 Get ready to fly, bitch.
( skin skids on hood )
- 苏伊！ - 苏伊，抓紧！ - Zoe! - Zoe, hold on!
他就要撞你的屁股了！ He's right on your fucking ass!
( laughing )
Hey! Whoo-hoo!
嘿，女士们，太爽了 Hey, ladies, that was fun.
再会 Well, adios
嗷！操！ - ( fires ) - Ow! Fuck!
妈的！操！ Shit! Fuck!
( fires again )
滚远一点！ Run away with your ass!
( empty chamber clicks )
你最好快点逃，混蛋！ You better run, motherfucker!
那个贱人！ That bitch!
( sobs )
我没事！ l'm okay!
哦，该死！讨厌！ Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
你这该死的婊子！ Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
你当然没事，你当然没事 我在想什么啊？ Of course you are. Of course you are. What was l thinking?
( spitting out debris )
我在想什么啊？ 苏伊是他妈的狸猫啊！ What was l thinking? Zoe, the fucking cat!
刚才可真玄啊 Whew. That was a close one.
那个疯子哪去了？ So, where's the maniac?
我打了他一枪，那个阿飞逃掉了 l shot him and his punk ass sped off.
你想不想去追他？ You wanna go get him?
当然想！ Oh, hell yeah!
宝贝 Honey...
我认为你该下车了 l think you might want to get out.
去死吧 Fuck that shit.
让我们杀了这混蛋 Let's kill this bastard.
好，滚到后面去，我们出发 Okay, get your ass in the back. Let's go.
你上哪去？ Where the fuck you going?
我马上回来！ l'll be back!
这个肯定够疼，好，出发 This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
做得好，婊子 来吧，带上那玩意 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.
快开啊！ Giddy-up, then!
耶！ ZOE: Yeah!
( whimpers )
( yells )
( grunting in pain )
上帝啊！ God!
( yells )
快点！快点 ( crying ) Come on! Come on.
( coughs )
为什么？不，不！ ( crying ) Why? Oh, no!
( screams )
啊！快动手 Ah! Do it.
快动手 Do it.
( screaming )
哦，不！ Oh, no!
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
不，上帝啊！ No, God!
好了，冷静，老兄 All right, get it together, man.
你——我怎么——你要干什么？ What did you-- what am l-- what are you gonna do?
( engine roaring )
干掉他！ KlM: Take him down!
( yelling )
你是不是瞎了眼睛？操死你！ Now where do you think you're going? Fuckin' fuck you!
你这不长眼的！ Where do you think you're fucking going?
你以为你在干嘛 What the fuck do you think--
过来！ Come here!
冲啊！ Go!
Whoo-hoo!
你他妈的往哪跑，混帐王八蛋？ What's wrong with your ass, motherfucking cocksucker?
你想对我摆屁股，摆给谁看啊？ Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me, gonna wiggle it at me?
我干得你不爽么，你这变态的乡下混蛋 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard?
啊！ Aah!
哦耶，现在就捅破这混帐的蛋！ Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!
老娘是公路上排第一的骚货！ Oh, l'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!
去死吧，王八蛋！ Boo-yah, bitch!
你刚才是不是撞到一条船？ Did you just hit a boat?
( cow moos )
上啊基姆，追上他！ Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
杀了那个贱货！ Get that motherfucker!
别管那些奶牛，混蛋！ 快闪，混蛋，快闪！ Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker, move!
( cows sound alarmed )
混蛋！ Motherfucker!
我要撞掉这个王八羔子的蛋 l'm 'bout to bust a nut up in this bitch...
( creaking )
小心，小心 - ( yelling ) - ZOE: Watch it, watch it.
打屁股呀打屁股 & Tapping that ass tapping that ass &
打呀打呀打屁股 & Tapping that tapping that tapping-- &
啊！ - Aah! - ( frame creaking loudly )
贱人 Bastard.
你知道我不会放过你的 Oh, you know l can't let you go...
除非我打到你的屁股 without tapping that ass.
哦，我操！ Oh, fuck me!
- 再…… - 基姆？ - One-- - Kim?
- 来…… - 基姆？ - ...more... - ( clears throat ) Kim?
……一次！ ...time!
去死吧！ Boo-yah!
来啊，再来啊，混帐！ That's what l'm talking-- that's what l'm talking about, bitch!
( whimpers )
( honking )
( honks )
哦，快啊！ Oh, come on!
Yah!
呀哈哈，快来啊！ Yah ha ha, come on!
想甩掉我们？王八蛋 我们又回来了 Thought you lost us, motherfucker. We back, motherfucker. We back.
看你还敢得意，贱人！ Who's laughing now, bitch!
( moaning )
妈的 Shit.
快点！ Come on!
来跳恰恰吧！ Here's Cha Cha!
你这个神经病的混蛋！ You've been such a lunatic bastard!
对不起！ l'm sorry!
什么？ What?
我不是故意的，我只是开个玩笑 l didn't mean anything. l was just playing around.
哦，他只是开个玩笑！ Oh, he was just playing around!
- 只是玩笑！ - 是吗，我可不是和你开玩笑！ - Just playing! - Well, l ain't playing with you!
Whoa!
( cheering )
哦，小心哦，小心哦 Oh, look out, look out, look out.
看好路标哦 ZOE: ( laughing ) What's your sign?
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
妈的 - ( debris rumbles underneath ) - Oh, shit.
别跑，别跑 混蛋，别想跑 Don't run, don't run, motherfucker, don't run.
这小可爱在加速呢！ This baby's on speed!
Whoa!
- 啊！ - 好！ - Aah! - Yeah, yeah!
好！ Yeah!
他妈的耶酥基督啊，总算甩掉了 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time.
( sighs in relief )
快快快快快快！ ABBlE: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
千万别是死路 Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路 Please don't dead end.
千万别是死路 Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路 TOGETHER: Please don't dead-end.
千万别是死路 Please don't dead-end.
那个混蛋在那儿 Oh, there the motherfucker is.
上上上！ ABBlE: Go, go, go!
撞他，撞他，撞他！ Get him, get him, get him!
Unh!
( laughing hysterically )
( Stuntman Mike yells like a banshee )
救救我！ Oh, help me!
( continues screaming )
小心点，我的右手臂断了 Be careful. My right arm's broken.
是这只吗？ This one?
你想吃屎吗？ ZOE: Oh, you want some shit?
王八蛋，来舔我的屁股吧 Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
( Kim yells, laughs )
Uhn!
( groans )
Yah!
( Stuntman Mike grunting )
王八……蛋！ Mother...fucker!
王八蛋！￣ Motherfucker!
混帐！ Asshole!
剧终
( cheering )
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 * & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 * & Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 女孩不是补品也不是药 * & Harg it up. Daddy. a girl's rot a toric or a pill &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 明知危险你还往下跳 * & Harg it up. Daddy you're just jumpirg for a spill &
* 看你的泡泡怎样爆 * & Oh. how your bubble's gorra burst &
* 等你看到下一位护士 她会开着你的灵车 * & Wher you meet arother rurse she'll be drivirg ir a hearse &
* 当她们一齐把你扑倒 你会需要一堆胶 * & You're gorra reed a heap of glue wher they all catch up with you &
* 她们会把你撕成两条 * & Ard they cut you up ir two &
* 你的耳朵嗡嗡响 鸟儿们也停止叫嚷 * & Now your ears are rirgirg the birds will stop their sirgirg &
* 一切都成灰色调 * & Everythirg is turrirg gray &
* 你的柜子没有糖 美人儿也都泡了汤 * & No cardy ir your till. ro cutie left to thrill &
* 星期二你成了光棍一条 * & You're alore or a Tuesday &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 * & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 * & Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她们会把你当人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
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